4 years ago
^ Nothing will ever be as canon as that is.
EDIT: If the two stupid rednecks shoveling snow two houses down could open their goddamn eyes and notice that it's still snowing like hell, and that it will not stop for the next few hours, and no amount of shoveling will make any difference, and the city is not responsible for shoveling the sidewalk, that would be great.
You both SHUTTING THE FUCK UP would be better. Stop yelling at the road crew, stop loudly complaining, and stop performing an action you know to be futile just so you can loudly bitch about it.
Also, I hear it really helps the cold if you strip naked and lie down in the snow without moving for 12 hours.
PREEMPTIVE EDIT BEFORE I EVEN POST: YELLING 'HELLO' LOUDLY INTO YOUR CELLPHONE DOES NOT MAKE IT WORK BETTER. IT'S A BLIZZARD, YOU IDIOT. RECEPTION IS TERRIBLE. KEEP BLAMING OBAMA, THOUGH, I'M SURE IT'S SOMEHOW HIS FAULT.