-Bloo-, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Someone should write down, for future reference, that our women's restroom needs a couch. You know, because I think they're expecting something from proudly proclaiming that they don't have penises.


If you do, please keep that to yourself.








And if you must tell us, spare the pictures.

PREDATORv2, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Its noted Bloo, we'll bring it up in the next mod meeting. Along with whether we should continue serving blue Kool-Aid or switch to red.

-Bloo-, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

It's probably best to keep to blue, at least when you serve it in the women's restroom. Somehow, gulping down red juice after finishing up whatever happens in there doesn't sound so appealing. Then again, I wouldn't know for sure; the lady's room is as foreign to me as my own penis was when I was 5.





...anyway, we should probably get back to topic.

RuthlessWarrior, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Hello I'm new here as you can see(if you can't see that then get the fuck off the internet). Oh and I'm also DarkCountess's boyfriend.

DarkCountess, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

*pounces on RuthlessWarrior like a hungry lioness*

I knew I could charm you into to joining darling.

RuthlessWarrior, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

^Nice kitty lol.

-Bloo-, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

I'm not sure where blind jokes rank on the offensive scale. Though if you did want them to get the fuck out, with all the welcoming this thread has to offer, they probably wouldn't see that coming! (Zzzziiinng!)




You know? SEE it coming! See! See! Coming! (Not also a sex joke. Though it would work in context and I'm so sorry.)










...welcome.

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

And so the gods offer their cocks in return for our effort, AAAAH!

UndeadBeasty, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Hello I'm new here.

Deathdrop, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Welcome. Please read the rules and enjoy your stay.

UndeadBeasty, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Glady and thank you for the welcome.

BloodHarpy, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Hello new dude!

Necromancer, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Hey, I'm Necromancer. This place seemed cool, so I joined.

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Welcome, read rules, enjoy stay.

AmerthystBlades, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

^What he said. Very important. Also hello.

DeadBeast, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

UndeadBeasty's older brother. I'm the smart, fearless and good-looking one. He's the idiot.

Abominamentum, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Yo Ima Abominamentum and yes i have read your rules :D so hey

SS_Communist_3rd, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Im Verruckt

I wish to know the basics

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

Well, a very basic thing is, the SS were a Nazi division, not a Communist one.

concretehunter, Xenomorph, 10 years ago

We speek english here, Comprende?