DeathWraith,
Xenomorph,
17 years ago
After several tries to dig himself out using the chopsticks, Death Wrait realised... "Hey... Why don't i just eat the sand...? Doh!" And so he did! And out he was! Yayzor! And guess what! He was right near the bottomless pit! WOW! Anyway, before doing anything else, DW fell into it. There he found cows, homes, lots of invisible pink unicorns AND Venom with his bunny. "BUT WAIT A MINUTE!" he shouted at the bunny. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM, HUH?? This contract says that at least for 100230109 days you gotta serve the guy who mutated you into this freakish, huge, green, glowing, radioactive bunny! SO HOP BACK TO LONE HUNTER WHILE VENOM IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS, or you'll break his heart *snob*"
Then DW climbed right out of the pit and went after Kirby. Now intelligence was running after DW, but he was much faster, and so he didn't notice the huge mountain in front of him and went right through it, making way for a new highway and finally reaching Kirby, who had gone around the mountain. "Wait a minute!", he said... "I know you... Yea, you with the skulls! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLED SHADOW A GUY!!! WELL I SAY, GOOD SIR, THIS CANNOT GO ON, NOT AS LONG AS you're not getting repayed for it, here, let me throw you a party at my best hotel, all my good-looking friends will be there, they turn into horrible monsters at night, but you don't know that, right?"
And so DW and Kirby went and partied for about two hours with all the girls that DW had spawned, then he said "I'm just gonna go to the men's room, wait for me here, the girls need company!" And indeed they did, because all the most beautiful of them were all over Kirby and he was having a great time. But DW had something else on his mind "Heheh, dumb little drone, i have no organs, what would i go to the bathroom for?!", he thought as he was taking the skulls. "But wait, three skulls? Hmmm but which one's the real one? Oh, this one, with Lone Hunter's name on it." And so DW ate the other two skulls and left Kirby alone with the girls, took a bus and moved to Florida.
MY SKULL!!! Kirby out for 2 partying all day and night with the girls who turn into huge, horrible monsters at night.