8 years ago
@DW: I thought he was saying he was just checking in really quick, and wouldn't be around for a week or so. I was being a silly bastard. Bloo is here. Bloo moves in all things.
So I've downloaded Skyrim for PC after slogging through it on the console for... Fuck, 3 years now? And the main thing is I get mods now. Lots of mods. So many mods. Too many, actually. I browse them for hours. In the begining it was fun, but I have not bathed in nearly a week. There are rats at my feet, eating the stale fig newton crumbs. Sometimes I yell at them in a fake Scandinavian accent, the lollygaggin' little bastards. My feet smell like cheese now, and the rats look hungry.
... I am not afraid of them. They know I have dragon shouts. They don't have the balls to try anything. No. I am not afraid of them, but I am afraid. The computer won't shut off, and when I try to sleep, I get phantom pains in my knee. I can hear the nexus talking at night.
"YOU NO SLEEP. CLICK THIS. IT MAKE SWORD A COCK."
"SPELL TO SUMMON MR. ROGERS. CONJURATION UP %100. YES."
"WHAT EAT? WHAT HUNGER? YOU DOWNLOAD CHEESE MOD."
THIS GIVE ALL NORDS HOT PANTS. BETTER THAN FAMILY. YOU LAUGH. ALSO CLICK."
"SUBTLE INCREASE IN SIZE OF ARGONIAN NOSTRIL. LORE-FRIENDLY. FUCK YOU."
"CLICK, HUMAN. CLICK AND BE ALIVE."
Also, someone keeps mailing me candid photographs of my PS3 taking a shower, going shopping, leaving work... But there are red X's drawn over it. I think it may be in terrible danger. I'm using the Mac to type this because The God Thing will hear me otherwise. I've just discovered Justin Long's body degraded and violated in my closet and I think OH GOD IT HAS PIANO WIRE
OH LOOK, A HOUSE WITH ALL THE CRAFTING STATIONS
THIS ONE MAKES IT SO THE KHAJIIT HAVE 8 TITS, THAT'S MUCH MORE REALISTIC
THIS SPELL IS CALLED "ALAN TURING'S CHILD IS HERE, AND IT HUNGERS." SOUNDS HOT, 10/10