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GrimReaper, Yautja, 12 years ago

Hallowen 2 Do List:

1.Consider Going To My Friend Wayne's Party As Either Perseus or Batman

2.Pray My Girlfriend Will Either Go As Princess Leia or a Sexy Harem Chick To Said Party(PLEASE GOD LET IT BE PRINCESS LEIA!)

3.See If I Have A Case Of Four Loko Left

4.Ask My Friends Zack and AJ If They'll Be The Designated Drivers

5.Bring Jinx and Rambo's Crates To The Party

6.Buy A New Snake(RIP Ivy 2004-2011 she got sick)

7.Buy Some Candy(I like candy that doesn't make me weird I just don't feel like handing any out this year)

8.Stock Up For My Christmas Party And New Year Party


Sounds like a good plan.

RuthlessWarrior, Yautja, 12 years ago

Rip Roaring Drunk+A Damn Good Dj+A Couple Of Good Clubs+The Sexy DarkCountess=Me Being Happy For The Rest Of The Year

concretehunter, Yautja, 12 years ago

My to do list
1. Break some guys legs in Rugby
2. Repeat step 1
3. Take the girlfriend to see some film
4. pull an all nighter so i can get to sleep before 12
5. Continue being a badass

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

I'd like the word "chap" to come back into common usage.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago

My 2 do list: Tell Americans all about how we here don't celebrate Halloween because we're a real people with a real history.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

It's just an excuse to get drunk, really.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

@DW: I was gonna make a joke about me being a 10 in my junk area, but that's a little below me!


Puns aside, it's probably a dumb little thing to be upset about, considering that I've never actually met the girl.

concretehunter, Yautja, 12 years ago

Any Rugby players?

DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago

"dumb little thing"

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

Oh shit.





I speak in puns now.






I mean, I've always spoken in puns, but now they're coming out unintentionally. Like a porn star's boner, probably.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

My boners occasionally come out unintentionally. Does that mean I'm a porn star, and if so, should I change my avatar to a giant dong?

concretehunter, Yautja, 12 years ago

When was the last time anyone saw Xeno_Slayer?

DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago

Shut up CH we're talking about dongs here. GOD!




Anyway, if my boner doesn't come out even occasionally, does it mean it doesn't have a life? Should I get him some boner friends?

Gaunt, Yautja, 12 years ago

I think Xeno_Slayer was last here about a year ago.

It was either a year or a few months but thats neither here nor there, just like DeathWraiths dong. Unmemoriable and a mystery.

So yeah back to the current topic.

Penis.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

You probably want to get it vagina friends, not boner friends. That'd be pretty homosexual of your boner.

Of course, I know all about this, because I'm an expert in xenomorphs and therefore dongs.

concretehunter, Yautja, 12 years ago

-bloo- you smell of 4chan.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

I thought he smelled of cabbage, personally.

EDIT: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

There actually was a point in my life where I'd regularly frequent places like Cracked or even Encyclopedia Dramatica. But 4chan? Never. Not very often, anyway.

You're right though, my speaking of dongs brings a different me to the surface of my internet persona. And it can get pretty crass.

EDIT: Oh shit. And there goes 1000.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

Aaaaaand that's 1000. I will have my vengeance for this travesty, you'll see.