Deathdrop,
Xenomorph,
15 years ago
For such a lack of creativity, Deathdrop kicks you into the 19th dimension, where you must contend with 8-limbed pyromaniac baboons. I, on the other hand, grind the skull up and snort it. I instantly die, and giant letters appear that spell out "DRUGS ARE BAD, M'KAY?" thus cementing the moral of the story.
My corpse explodes, causing the skull to magically reassemble itself for some reason. It will be awarded to whoever has thr best ten page essay. Or whoever can grab it first. Whichever.