My cat is so damn lazy, last time she killed a mouse someone threw the cat on top of the mouse and it died when her fat ass crushed it. I mean last time she exerted herself physically was to stretch her arm out to try and grab a marshmallow, WHICH SHE COULDN'T REACH AND GAVE UP ON.
She spends all day sitting on the couch staring at the Tv, she watches Tv. What the hell kind of cat actually watches TV? Her favorite Tv show is Bonanza. She never misses and episode, she sits on the left end cushion on a Viking's blanket and watches Bonanza and leaves when Big Valley comes on next, at least she has taste.