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DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago

I hope there isn't a wave of hipsters incoming to discuss how much cooler their steampunk dongs are compared to my slick airdong design.

Airdong by Samsung: It's not rape if you don't know it's there.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

YOU KIDS AND YOUR SYNTHETIC VAGINAS.

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAD TO USE YOUR OWN DICK TO MASTURBATE. NOW IT'S ALL "Hey Jeff, my mom said I'll go hell if I masturbate, can I just use your Air Dong?" "If you let me use your Mecha Schlong!" "Legit."

THAT AIN'T MOXY, YOU BIBLE SMOKING DOUCHE-CANOES.

skull_ripper, Yautja, 12 years ago

Who needs a airdong or Steampunk dong? I possess the mighty DONG of STONE! Want to see a rock slide? *Winks*

DarkLioness, Yautja, 12 years ago

Lol the time something like this was talked about it was close to the end of 2012.

History repeating itself XD

Waralien, Yautja, 12 years ago

Those who do not learn from it are doomed to repeat themselves. Or in this case add a new twist to it that makes us stand there and scratch our heads.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

Why are we scratching our heads with our dongs?

DarkLioness, Yautja, 12 years ago

You have dongs for fingers?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

... Yes.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 12 years ago

Interesting.


Please explain this most curious phenomenon.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

There's nothing to it.

Our dongs want head.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 12 years ago

Mm-hm. I see.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

BUT WAIT, OUR DONGS ALREADY HAVE HEADS.........

DarkLioness, Yautja, 12 years ago

Yet how is it that they can scratch heads? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that suppose to be painful?

skull_ripper, Yautja, 12 years ago

They must be like Pez dispensers, except when you pull one head back there's another one instead of candy.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

It's a well known fact that each time a penis has its balls scratched, that level of energy is transferred to the tip as strength. It's Dick's Law of Hardness.

It's also a well known fact that people that own balls scratch them in a never-ending fury of disappointment. It's the Test Law of Goddammit.

These two laws are intertwined like the words "chicken" and "nugget."

DarkLioness, Yautja, 12 years ago

"They must be like Pez dispensers, except when you pull one head back there's another one instead of candy."

Uh..what?

@Bloo

Now I'm more confused than I was earlier?

Waralien, Yautja, 12 years ago

Great Scott, it all makes sense.

*runs off and adds 2+2 to make fish*

DarkLioness, Yautja, 12 years ago

Ok moving on, how many of you are gonna be enjoying Halloween?

Dronehive, Yautja, 12 years ago

If you mean enjoying by behing sick, than yes.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 12 years ago

^So you're gonna eat a bunch of candy and stay up late. Ok that's one.

Me, I'm gonna try to get my hands on some sour candy and I'm gonna enjoy horror movie night with this group I joined online. I think we're gonna be watching either The Howling or House of 1000 Corpses.