If this site is dead, we might as well infest it's corpse with some weirdness.
I'll get you lazy bastards started:
 
HE COMES.
 
THE GOAT WILL RETURN. SHE WILL BE, AND WILL NOT BE. SHE WILL BE GLORIOUS AND HORRIBLE. REMOVE YOUR INNARDS AND BEG.
 
Becasue fuck your computer.
 
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I HAVE SQUOZEN THE TITTIES OF GOD!