I'm sorry, but I cant afford another Alien movie, I hereby officially cancel this movie until I have the money for the merchandise and ticket. Actually, all movies are hereby canceled until I have the money for their merchandise, sorry, but it had to happen sometime.

In the meantime, I recommend you go find a stick, as those used to fill the entertainment void that was previously filled by films(which aren't happening anymore, sorry again).

@Bloo: I liked it overall, but that was a VERY significant complaint; "Ninja" in particular was fucking terrible. I have no idea how such a one-dimensional garbage character made it past the rough draft stage. I can't remember the last time I wanted a character to die so badly.

I just looked him up and he looks like an asshole, like an even bigger asshole than everyone in District 9.