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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 18: IT MAKES MY PEEPEE SMILE

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Deathdrop
2018-06-08 18:38:50
Yautja
Hi guys. I have made a milkshake for you. It is 100% finished, it is in its package, the straw is in, and it's ready to eat. I have it right here, with me, and am watching as it is being enjoyed overseas. You have just offered me money for it.

No. You may not eat this milkshake yet. Even though the product is finished, ready to be consumed, and is, in fact, BEING consumed literally everywhere else, you must arbitrarily wait for two weeks before consuming it because...

... No actual reason; we just say so.

In completely unrelated news, people are pirating movies, which is weird, since there are no completely asinine barriers to legally obtaining - Oh, right.
tawganator
2018-06-09 09:22:14
Xenomorph
Deathdrop, as an Australian I 100% completely understand.

So allegedly there's a thing called Flat Earthers and it is a fact that Australians don't believe such creatures exist.


King of the Drones
Life is long but the Day is short
tawganator
2018-06-15 23:34:00
Xenomorph
Happy belated-Birthday DarkLioness



King of the Drones
Life is long but the Day is short
DeathWraith
2018-06-17 20:34:44
Xenomorph
However if I COULD edit my profile, the word "rules" would now link to this:


BLOO WATCH IT

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
DeathWraith
2018-06-25 05:32:46
Xenomorph
Not sure it's illegal for bots to do anything. I actually feel bad for them. They have no idea that the only person seeing most of their ads is completely broke.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
DeathWraith
2018-07-02 18:33:40
Xenomorph
I mean... I GUESS


But that looks like a bot and you should have probably banned it. Now I don't know if it was a bot or not because I didn't get to see what it posted so I don't know if I should ban it or not. DD still the worst mod ever, turns out.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2018-07-05 22:03:23
Yautja
Well you're a big fat poopy face.
DeathWraith
2018-07-07 17:32:41
Xenomorph
I know I am but what is... wait

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2018-07-09 02:18:21
Yautja
In all seriousness (as if), I'm sorry about that; I have no idea why it didn't occur to me to just ban the bot instead of editing the post to spite an entity that is not alive, and therefore incapable of being insulted. I've been feeling vindictive since Trump won, I guess. Mea Culpa.
DeathWraith
2018-07-09 06:16:14
Xenomorph
It's fine, I deleted 3 or 4 new threads the other day made by a single bot, all very wordy and about different things like NFL and Runscape gold (I think we've had these before) and I felt really bad about it because he/she/it/they/we seemed like a really hardworking bot.



OFF-TOPIC: I rewatched Predators and most of it is fun. I bought the 2010 AvP game and it's complete shit jesus christ fuck that game.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
DarkLioness
2018-07-16 05:03:40
Xenomorph
Well at least we have some relevant ads now.

Heathen heart, rebel mind and a twisted soul.
gamefreak33797
2018-07-18 04:20:11
Xenomorph
Sometimes it just be like that.
Fuck you genetics

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