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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 17: DINOSAURS ARE THE SHIT

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-Bloo-
2015-08-20 20:17:01
Xenomorph
I know the tone of my voice can't be heard and confirmed through writing (only ever assumed - AM I ANGRY OR JUST STUPIDLY OVER ENTHUSIASTIC WHEN I TYPE IN ALL CAPS? MAYBE I RUN A TOTALLY RANDOM TUMBLR ACCOUNT, OR MAYBE I JUST CAN'T TURN OFF MY CAPS LOCK KEY, OR I'M HOLDING MY SHIFT KEY DOWN AND MY HAND IS CRAMPED FROM KEEPING THIS WEIRD POSITION WITH MY FINGERS FOR A LONG GODDAMN TIME AND I'M TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THERE EVEN IS A CAPS LOCK KEY), but I was joking Krio. Please don't ever take anything we say too seriously unless we're explicitly mentioning that we're trying to hurt your feelings.

It's probably hard to tell since you had KIND of a rocky start on this forum (remember your old RP partner Krio? lol remember krio), but we don't hate you. By now I think you're pretty ok and that you've been getting better. And anyway, if I seriously didn't like you or accept you at the very least, I could have kicked you the hell out of the clan faster than Pv2 would have kicked DW out of anything ever.

Speaking of DW, I finally have nothing urgent to get to so I'm gonna dig my ass into that music post now. Except now this is the urgent thing I have to get to.

Edit: I'm done with the first half of that post and I enjoyed a lot of that. I especially liked Kim Yerim, Sonamoo, EXID, Girl's Day, and the second Mamamoo link. The Ark and 7-1 were nice too. I already like 9Muses and SNSD so I'll probably like those links.

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skull_ripper
2015-08-21 06:38:41
Yautja
I watched Tarzan(animated Disney one of course) for the first time in years, and I cried. It played a crucial part in my development as a person, and the last time I listened to the soundtrack was a few months back, the day that one of our(me and my family) cats died. Which I still haven't accepted, or gotten over the fact I was literally looking him in the eyes when he died.

I've never seen the life leave something's eyes before, and something that I loved and had lived with for seventeen years was probably the worst place to start.


In other news, I found a headless Cicada, still moving around and such. I assumed it was actually dead dead, just having its last wiggles for shiggles. That was yesterday. It is still alive today, and reacts to its environment, and has 0% of its head. I guess its brain is pretty deep in there? Like in the wing block or some shit.

I'm still tripping balls over it.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
DeathWraith
2015-08-21 07:32:13
Xenomorph
^ Nah, the brain is usually between the eyes, but their circulatory system probably works in such a way that it can't bleed out from a clean wound, so it won't die because a part of its body is missing, but it will starve eventually. Insects also have a nervous system that consists of many bundles of neurons along the abdomen that are responsible for coordinating separate parts of the body.

Being generated by the brain, I guess it's pretty easy to forget that the you are not your body, your body just does what you tell it. Your body is a fascist regime in which you are the leader, but even if your brain dies, the rest of your body will still be alive as long as it doesn't run out of nutrients. Every living cell in your body is alive separately and the only reason there are so many of them is that, at some point, single-celled organisms banded together in order to more efficiently survive and breed as a group, then groups within the group became more and more specialized and over a very long time they came to be the huge nation that you look at and think "oh my gawd i'm so fat". So the body does not exist for the benefit of the brain, the brain exists for the benefit of the body and in very complex organisms, the communication that the brain provides is pretty much vital, but for primitive ones, nah.


@Bloo: Oh man, can't wait until you get to the newest stuff. EDIT: Actually I added one that I'd forgotten about, right at the end.

@Krio: also this is the off-topic thread, not the leaving/returning thread where you would most likely get the "OH, KRIO, MY FRIEND, I'VE ONLY EVER HAD HALF A CONVERSATION WITH YOU, BUT I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SO LONG, IT'S LIKE YOU WERE NEVER GONE BECAUSE WE NEVER TALKED EVEN WHEN YOU WERE HERE ANYWAY, WELCOME BACK MY GOOD FRIEND!" that you are looking for.

Speaking of which, I just noticed that DD hasn't posted here since like 5 pages ago. What's up with that?


EDIT: New Hyuna song. She is one of the Kpop people I despise the most for her stupid voice and complete lack of skill in anything other than getting more fake boobs every so often, but I really like this song. The second one I like from her.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2015-08-22 06:38:58
Yautja
I have a deep-seated phobia of cicadas. I'm serious. I once left the house to get some milk, and when I came back, there were two cicadas on the door frame. Not the door, the door frame. Naturally, I couldn't get in the house because I couldn't go anywhere near the goddamn cicadas, and I couldn't go around back because it was night and there would probably be more cicadas back there EXCEPT IT'S DARK SO YOU CAN"T SEE THEM OH CHRIST.

So I'm standing there, a fucking adult, unable to get into my own house because there are some bugs on the door frame, damn-near having an episode over it at about 9:00 at night. Then I thought "No, actually FUCK this," dropped the milk, got the ice scraper out of my Dad's car, and, overcome with righteous fury, beat both of them to death.

I mean, you should have seen me. It was like a goddamn Friday the 13th movie. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! I probably looked completely insane to anyone who happened to be watching, but when it was all over, I felt a special sense of victory; it was like I had defended my castle from dragons or some shit.

It was about 10:00 the next morning when I realized I'd forgotten the milk outside.
DeathWraith
2015-08-22 08:28:27
Xenomorph
Well, at least you managed to kill a couple of small bugs who have no defensive or offensive capabilities and who feed on tree sap.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2015-08-22 22:23:25
Yautja
SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY ARE PURE EVIL.

THEY BUZZ AROUND BECAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO FLY IN MY MOUTH.
Gaunt
2015-08-22 23:20:22
Xenomorph
Jesus. That sounds delicious!


I don't recall how long it's been since I last appeared, I was just a kid back then (not to say I've grown up, at heart).

But anywho, semantics!

I hope all of y'all have been getting on well and having fun, I've yet to fully scope through the site to see EVERY change and development, but I'm sure everything I find will be entertaining none the less :'3


As it is a ol', long-winded "tradition", avast ye land lubbers!!


DUUUNNN!



P.S.

@DD: It's never too late to buy yourself a lighter. The "I left the EVERY APPLIANCE IN MY KITCHEN!" line is actually the NO.1 excuse used by people who accidentally burn their homes down, when dealing with insects.



To preserve the Hive, whatever the cost, whatever required.


-Bloo-
2015-08-23 01:01:46
Xenomorph
Hi Gaunt. We missed you and your cakes. Mostly your cakes, but

@DD: Hey, wait a minute...

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Deathdrop
2015-08-23 06:02:46
Yautja
You know, that would explain a hell of a lot.
DarkLioness
2015-08-23 20:36:14
Xenomorph
Cicadas only come out every 13-years right? Or is that just their mating season? Either way they provide a nice protein alternative and can be added to shakes, cookies, or fried up like pickles. Think you can use these guys with the paleodiet and such. Here they taste like almonds to some degree.


For some Elder Scrolls news the next game might be set in Hammerfell or Black Marsh. And they're doing votes online to determine which Civil War faction truly wins the war in Skyrim, Stormcloaks or the Imperial Legion? Personally I'd like to see Hammerfell but I'm more curious about the Khajiit homeland.

Heathen heart, rebel mind and a twisted soul.
badapple24
2015-08-24 04:39:22
Xenomorph
Went to Alice Cooper and Motley Crue's concert in Ottawa tonight, and it was absolutely insane. Tommy Lee ended up drumming upside down on a track and Alice cooper's always a good show, but nonetheless I mean I got yelled at by a drunk French guy because I went up to the counter, xD it was amazing tho


I'm very particular in my words~Pagan min


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skull_ripper
2015-08-24 07:47:35
Yautja
If I can figure out how 3D print game models, my Garden will become a battleground where Garden gnomes are being slaughtered by several cat-sized Gronn.


@DD: You killed those wide eyed sumabitches like a BOSS! Did you mount their tiny heads on chopsticks outside as a warning to the others? That's what I do every time I kill a venomous snake... >_>

Also, little known fact, milk is a renewable resource, it grows on cows like they're money trees.


@DL: I don't you'll ever catch me willingly eating insects, I will wait until I am put in a Cast Away type position first, but I'll have to consult my volleyball first to be certain. Reptiles and Rodents would be my bridging food creatures before I even entertain the possibility of eating insects. For now.

My pick is Hammerfell also, my reasoning is purely because ORCS!!! I love those fearsome bastards, and would love to see them more since Skyrim still felt low on Orcs even with the four Strongholds. God, how I'd love to become and Orc Chieftain in a questline. Also, could you link that Civil War Outcome Poll? Wanna cast myself in with my favored side.


@Gaunt: I could be better... I have a summer flu, broke my toe this morning, then bruised both my shins via dropped bowl and oddly placed chess board. Hopefully your cake has healing properties, or is made of evil and will renew my powers.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
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