AVP 2 my movie b!tch, err,i mean, pitch.

after four months solid filming, paul anderson finally wraps up AVP 2 complete with predaliens, scorpion aliens, terminators, pred supermodels, flying alien elephants and hope that his film we be a big success because he's expanded the franchise universe.

on his way to fox studios he encounters what seems to be an extremely angered fan wearing what looks to be a micheal myers mask and brandishing a huge rolled up script of ALIENS. smiling pleasantly, mr anderson says to the fan -

'i hope you enjoy the film, i've done it just for the fans and put loads of different crossovers in it and featured loads of new species, wow!'

the fan stares at mr anderson, with the blackest eyes, the devils eyes, tilts his head to one side then proceeds to slap paul anderson around the face with the ALIENS script while shouting - 'READ IT AND LEARN BIYATCH!'

the fan unmasks and shows himself to be - daveberg. he picks up the completed movie and throws it at the nearest wall smashing it up badly, then he pulls out a lighter and proceeds to set alight to the disgrace of a movie that will forever ruin THE WHOLE alien franchise.


now thats the best idea on avp 2 i've heard so far....


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