"Pokemon is nothing to me!"
Light broke through the clouds and down descended Arceus, the god of all creation. The Alpha and the Omega. The one who was said to be born into Chaos and used his one-thousand arms to create Order from Chaos.
As his presence graced each and every one of every one they each lost their sight at his grace. And he looked unto me and and I shielded mine eyes, and he said unto me, "Look now my child, look unto the ungrateful, for they are ignorant. They do not know the joys of my kind. Now, look upon yourself, you will see that you know the joys, and the pain that can be brought from them, but they are joy at their heart. So now, take these waters, these Water of Life, and spread them, and with them, spread my joy and my creations. Go now, spread them, and may you always know joy at its heart."
He then turned to the Blasphemer, "Skull-Ripper, you have desecrated my creations. You have brought shame to you, and your family, so you shall know the pain of a thousand needles. Or nothing will happen, I am not good with curses. So now, begone from my sight."
With those final words he receded into the clouds to rest, till he was needed again.