11 years ago
Nonsense. I murdered that bitch years ago. Pie Demon was incredibly gay for a hellspawn.
The anti-pie is something else entirely. Some say he was born in the place demons go when they die. Others say he was but a mere toaster strudel in France. They tried surrendering the oven in which he was birthed, but the sadistic bastard wouldn't have it.
One time God ordered him for breakfast at the international house of pancakes. He sent that motherfucker back because "that's not my order, that's my wife!"
...The last part wasn't true, but it's all the same to us mortals.