gamefreak33797, Yautja, 4 years ago

Guys, guys, we all know who is gonna start the next Off topic thread.



Dronehive, Yautja, 4 years ago

Welp, I should check in. Hey.

Made out with the girl I like yesterday

Peterson, Yautja, 4 years ago

I will fucking kill Krio if he does that!

supersonicman96, Yautja, 4 years ago

Just then, Super crept out from the shadows and with a sinister voice, spoke.
"Why not let Super have control over the OTT" he Suggested, no doubt plotting the sites downfall.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 4 years ago

So I'm having one of those episodes where I come here every day and I stare at the screen and then just close the tab because I have no idea what to say.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 4 years ago

Civil War is nice. Black Panther and Spider-Man were great. I wanna see them do Ultimate Spider-Man for his solo film.

concretehunter, Yautja, 4 years ago

I know the feeling Tawg, you spend every day doing nothing and it feels like purgatory. Since I've been busy most days, the one day I get a day off feels like a gift from god.

My exams are over soon, probably going to go around the UK and visit family/friends. After that I'm just going to be working full time over summer and saving up cash, should be going to Bulgaria to visit my girlfriend for when she goes back in sept (temporarily obviously).

God things are so different now to how they were a year ago.

Mebber, Yautja, 4 years ago

"God things are so different now to how they were a year ago."

I hear you... a single year can be a very long time if important stuff happens or changes.

I just found a digital diary entry from approximately 7+ years ago, something simple about a local power blackout... but even that is freaky, its like another person wrote this stuff. Things change over the years.

Btw., this is actually meant as a start-up aid for DW since he doesn't know what to say anymore.

A man with a diary entry... come on DW, it's not going to get much easier than this. Start trolling!

-Bloo-, Yautja, 4 years ago

Days off are a godsend. It sucks when even most weekends are filled up.

Right now I'm on break between semesters and I have a new job starting up in a couple weeks. My last job was great but the pay sucked. So for now I'm free to do whatever and it feels surreal. I feel like I should be doing some research or just... something more productive.

To fill the void, I've been marathoning the Metal Gear Solid games and I'm so in love. They're definitely absolutely nothing like the run of the mill shooters I thought they would be like. No other franchise has consistently impressed me so much with each installment in terms of writing except Persona. I can't wait to play The Phantom Pain, which supposedly has the best gameplay out of all of them.

Other than that, I've been going on short hikes outside because I'm Alaskan. Have not gotten a proper chance to do this since August. I love it.

Peterson, Yautja, 4 years ago

I hear that bloo Jesus it seems with my job now the only time you can get a vacation is if you're injured on the job... Between back to back 50-60 hour work weeks for shit pay and trying to raise my son at the same time seems like I can never catch a break.

gamefreak33797, Yautja, 4 years ago

Peterson, we've had this conversation before, no killing of members of the site.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 4 years ago


What the hell man, probably all of the greatest writers start out writing diaries.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 4 years ago

It's a good way to practice and get ideas sketched out, even if 90% of it is fluff. It also keeps track of your progress if you date your entries.

tawganator, Yautja, 4 years ago

I don't think I have ever made a diary entry. I have received year diaries on my birthday and such but I have never used them, except as that one time when I was camping and was short on burnable material.

Dairy entry May 22nd:

I have awoken from a rather pleasant sleep, no dreams that I would describe as weird or even noteworthy. A first in a long time now. I actually didn't wake up until 8:30am. Working 6 days a week and getting up at 4:30am on weekdays or 3:30am on Saturdays has made sleeping in such a rarity now that it feels almost unnatural.

Taking a break from my diet today I decided to be a little piggy and try some Macca's for breakfast but by the time I got down to drive-thru is was already 11am and the simple breakfast menu had exploded into the variety that is the lunch menu. So much choice that I had strayed very far from I had originally had my heart/stomach set on even though breakfast items were still available.

Once again I had ordered too much and decided to share some of my haul with my brother that was also keen on some takeout this morning, not to mention the little rat of a dog that has mastered the art of begging without much use of energy. I swear that dog is part demon in how he always seems to get what he wants out of me.

To burn off all this crap that I have eaten I decided to clean the house at least the parts that were of concern to me as I don't care about the parts I don't use unless there are guests coming over. I had almost forgotten how much floor space I have if pick all the clothes off the floor and actually put everything away. I know this clean room wont last once I start working again on Monday.

Managed to catch up on all the YouTube videos in my Subscriptions and all the well of the newest episodes of the various anime's that I have been watching this season. Can't stand these damn cliffhanger episodes. How the hell can the leave it there and expect everyone to wait patiently for another week? I am also up to date on the TV shows I've been watching on Foxtel even if I still find it too damn expensive to be worth it. That ending to ep 22 of the flash was just "damn!" it even made me swell up a little.

Also I've come to realize that even though when it comes to writing a dairy entry everything just seems to flow so effortlessly (wish I could do that for my creative writing such as the new RPG on AVP Universe (Yes I know shit is actually happening on that site.)), it is also very time consuming and I doubt I could find the time to make it a regular thing as there are never enough hours in the day to get everything I want done.

Thus concludes my first and last ever diary entry.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 4 years ago

"The idea of male and female are universal constants" -Captain James T. Kirk, 2267

I guess the tumblr revolution not only fails completely, but also convinces every other living creature that they are either male or female and there will be no discussion about it.

Also, good writing tawg. I would do my own, but I feel I can't be genuine in this place.

Mebber, Yautja, 4 years ago

I saw a cuddling lesbian couple in a public cafe today, but what caught my attention wasn't the couple but a granny at the next table, staring at them with obvious disgust and contempt.

There are still many people who believe in very strict and clear-cut gender roles, but at least it's changing slowly.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 4 years ago

Hey what's up. I would eat Princess Daisy's ass

Edit: I love when old people glare, it's like they suddenly forgot how to poop while walking in the middle of an active basketball court.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 4 years ago

@DW Kirk might have believed that once, but by the the time he captained the Enterprise, he knew better.

When he said that, he was likely overcompensating to make up for the night he spent with a Morlaxian Sex Witch. They sprout new and horrible sexual organs every 60 seconds, like a Shoggoth at a porn convention. Kirk had heard tell of them in dive bars on many a seedy backwater planet, and knew he had to experience the Witches' fabled nostril-based orgasm, but what the heart wants and what the human body can withstand are two very, very different things...

His main mistake was in assuming these newly-sprouted organs would be mostly hole-shaped; he was half right... They were holes TO THE DICK DIMENSION. One of the cocks, a lime-green exoskeletal thing covered in toxic barbs actually pierced through the fabric of time mid-pegging and appeared to the ancient Vulcans, inspiring their ancestral Devil figure. Logic prevailed in later years, but the creature still appears as a symbol for senseless destruction in Vulcan calligraphy.

Spock always wondered why his people's traditional "Tale of the Fuck Beast" seemed to bring a nostalgic glint to his old friend's eye...

The other genitalia spawned that night defied description; echolocation and the ability to see into the infrared spectrum were necessary to see some of them properly, and Kirk later described one as "the result of a torrid, amphetamine-fueled affair between a lamprey eel and Lucifer's own prolapsed anus." He didn't know he was looking at the Morlaxian equivalent of a condom, and the Sex Witch decided it best if he remained in blissful ignorance.

And Tumblr feminists eventually splinter into several sects of bio-mechanical Doom-Nuns. The Sisters of Beloved Annihilation invade in 2020, and I won't sugarcoat it: That's gonna SUCK. On the plus side, the members of this very forum will go on to found a cult of dromeosaurid ninjas on the newly-terraformed Venus, so, y'know, silver lining.

This is neither here nor there, but being fucked to death by Doom Nuns and Sex Witches is still preferable to a Donald Trump presidency, incidentally, so let's all hope and pray for shoggoths and porn conventions or something, I dunno.


tawganator, Yautja, 4 years ago

Mere words can not describe how I feel right now after ready that DD so I'll just give you this:


DeathWraith, Yautja, 4 years ago


Actually he was explaining how the universal translator works and why the voice it came up with for a shapeless electrical entity was female; and Bones and Spock passively agreed with him. So it's not a principle of Kirk, it's a principle of the '60s-'70s. Pretty much everything in that episode was pandering to bullshit backwards mentalities that were probably normal at the time, otherwise the show would have been canceled after the first few episodes.