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DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

But then assassin suddenly turns gay and stays gay for the rest of his life.

Which... does not get him the skull either.

Deathdrop, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

... Especially since I still have the skull.

KirbyX, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

KirbyX, who somehow managed to repair the Blue Falcon, runs down Deathdrop and grabs the skull before dramatically leaping out of his racer and yelling..."FALCON..........LUNCH!!!" as he lands at a table and opens the skull, only to find his lunch missing.

Deathdrop out for 3.

IT'S A VERY HUNGRY KIRBYX'S SKULL!!!

Nick_Kang_20, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Nick throws a lump of crap at Kirby and Kirby leaps at it, mistaking it for food. He then eats it while I take the skull. Kirby then gets food poisoning and is out for 3 turns. My skull.

DEATHSTALKER, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

but deathstalker leaps at nick and beats him sensless until he says who's ya daddy takes the skull and runs nick out for two
MYSKULL

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

So wait, you beat him until he said "who's your daddy?" Well that's kinda nice of you i guess, i don't know, in some way.

But anyway, i fart in DEATHSTALKER's face (i'll just call you DS from now on) and he faints. I take the skull.

Does anyone remember that we are fighting over a huge queen skull here?

Anyway, MY SKULL!!!

assassin, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

but assassin leaps on dw and takes the skull well dw is down and dw turns gay to but dw out for two my skull

Nick_Kang_20, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Nick grabs assasin and squeezes his nuts until he faints for 3. Nick then takes the skull. My skull

Deathdrop, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Deathdrop has a polite conversation over tea with Nick about why the Skull should logically belong to him, and Nick hands it over without further incident. And then everythign explodes, and DD leaps away in slo-motion. MY SKULL.

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Watching DD leap in slow motion, DW just goes up to him at normal speed, takes the skull and leaves while he's still in the middle of the leap.


MY SKULL!!!

cleticyautja, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

cletic sees DW with the skull.and mutters to himself.
"why do i want something that i could get hurt for?"cletic goes up to dw and poks him in the eye and kicks him in the balls with a metal show.

dw out for 1

my skull!!

DEATHSTALKER, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

ds is at the store buys man eating chipmunks throws them on cletic and takes the skull my skull cletic out for two

assassin, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

while ds is eating poop assassin grabs the skull my skull

KirbyX, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Distracting Assassin with a well-timed "Look over there! It's a monkey riding a unicycle while playing the tuba, drums, and a violin on top of a bowling ball!", KirbyX grabs the skull and hops into a space shuttle, flying to Pluto, where he hides among the piles of corn he stockpiled there.

MY SKULL!!!

Assassin out for 2.

Nick_Kang_20, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Kirby lands on a corncob which goes up his ass. He flies out of the pile and drops the skull. Nick picks it up. Kirby out for 2.

Deathdrop, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Deathdrop bashes you all in the heads for not thinking of anything more creative than poop jokes, and then takes the skull.

*Prepares to be shat upon*

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Shit flies everywhere, but miraculously only misses Deathdrop. Then everything becomes clean as a beautiful mesmerizing light shines from the shadow and the words "I am Boxxy you see?" are heard from all around. This distracts everyone but her loyal servents, giving DW the perfect opportunity to take the skull.


MY SKULL! (see why i stopped being a xenomorph? i have a new queen)

Nick_Kang_20, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Nick asks DW nicely and after having an hour long chat about the economy over several hundred cups of coffee, DW gives Nick the skull. My skull.

DeathWraith, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

Damnit i'm such a pushover...

Deathdrop, Xenomorph, 16 years ago

DA ROOF! DA ROOF! DA ROOF IS ON FIYA!

My skull. Don't ask why; it just feels right.