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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 17: DINOSAURS ARE THE SHIT

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skull_ripper
2015-04-08 08:14:11
Yautja
My brother used to be terrified of Geese, now he hunts and eats them....


I used to be scared of spiders, then I stopped being bitch and started breeding the really dangerous ones in my armpits. LIKE A BOSS >:C

¯_(ツ)_/¯
DeathWraith
2015-04-08 15:19:21
Xenomorph
@Bloo
Well 애매모호 means "ambiguity" so you can call it Mr. Ambiguous, since that's what they translated it as. I don't understand why the word "ambiguity" needs to be made out of two words that mean the same thing, but whatever. It's probably the longest Korean noun I know.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Dronehive
2015-04-11 22:17:43
Xenomorph
So I asked a girl out (kinda, more like told her my feelings). So that's new.
tawganator
2015-04-11 22:20:45
Xenomorph
Sees spider in corner: Hmm, okay there is a spider, big woop.
Looks back at corner and still sees spider: Stupid spiders.
Looks again and spider has moved an inch: What are you playing at?
Looks again and spider has disappeared: He's not in his corner! He is not in his corner!
Quickly scans the walls and ceiling: Where the fuck did it go?!
Lifts feet up off from ground and checks floor: Oh god please don't kill me
Checks shoulders and swiftly brushes hands across body just in case the attack has begun: Please no please no please no.
Spots spider through corner of eye: Oh thank fuck.
Looks back at spider: Huh, whatever.
...
Weighs up options: Spray or shoe?


King of the Drones
Life is long but the Day is short
skull_ripper
2015-04-12 06:50:23
Yautja
OR you could be nice and catch in a jar, then release it outside so it can it harmful insects.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Xenotor
2015-04-12 10:16:43
Xenomorph
Hey I'm Xenotor and I'm returning, do we have any club wide fictions going on or what??
" Only the strong survive in the depths of hell "

[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/8xit8n.jpg[/IMG]
Proud member of THE HIVE
DeathWraith
2015-04-12 13:04:57
Xenomorph
Buncha spiders appeared in my room, too. Is it the season, or something? I absolutely don't mind them, but I don't appreciate their prancing all over my desk after I've blown them off several times.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
DeathWraith
2015-04-13 18:39:47
Xenomorph
Bloo, if you're still debating getting 4minute's entire mini-album, it also has this song.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
krio
2015-04-13 20:25:34
Xenomorph
My mother says I can't write gore yet, even though I am good at it.
Am I good at it?
http://www.quotev.com/story/6128037/Murderous/


Venom snake:
Standing on the edge of the crater, like my brothers once said, and the ashes are all cold now. No more bullets, and the embers are dead. whispers in the air tell the tale of the brothers gone. Desolation, devastation. What a mess we made when it all went wrong....
Voltage-3000
2015-04-14 02:54:11
Yautja
*stumbles in drunk* hey look the gangs all here *passes out*
For a wounded man shall
Say to his assailant, "If I live I will kill you, If I die you are forgiven,"
Such is the Rule of Honor
skull_ripper
2015-04-14 03:26:44
Yautja
Holy shit, long time no see Voltage, how've you been man?

¯_(ツ)_/¯
milo299
2015-04-14 08:21:34
Undefined
@DeathWraith
how to write work japan?
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