There was a bear on my porch today, this is not fucking cool
Here is the video of it in my driveway, the voices(if you even hear mine) are my Mom's and my own.
But seriously, the fucker came up on my porch, stole my brothers lunchbox and tore it apart, scared one of our cats off and just walked off like it wasn't a big deal! It was a very large male Black Bear, but it is way too skinny for its size which means it is dangerous since it needs food due to being under weight.
So yeah, a bear was on my porch today.