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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 17: DINOSAURS ARE THE SHIT

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DeathWraith
2016-12-05 07:30:40
Xenomorph
It would be done at birth, of course. You give the newborn an advanced aeronautics quiz and if it scores below 700/1000 points you put a big rock on top of it to see if it can do heavy lifting, at least. If the rock crushes it then it has already been chemically euthanized. I mean, rocks are made of chemicals.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Voltage-3000
2016-12-10 22:41:18
Yautja
no to drugs
For a wounded man shall
Say to his assailant, "If I live I will kill you, If I die you are forgiven,"
Such is the Rule of Honor
tawganator
2016-12-13 02:38:59
Xenomorph
No to harmful drugs. But if its safe and recreational then go for it just remember to do it in moderation. Also jut got my ticket to see Rogue One for its midnight screening. Looking forward to it but not to the 10 hours of work just after it before I can sleep again.


King of the Drones
Life is long but the Day is short
DeathWraith
2016-12-13 16:04:41
Xenomorph
They should make a porn version called Rouge One where it's a crossover with that big tits bat woman from the Sonic universe.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2016-12-17 09:05:37
Yautja
Unpresidented.

Unpresidented.

Unpresidented.

Unpresidented.

Un. President. Ed.

Yup. OK. Riiiiiiiight.










... I'm sure everything will be fine you guys.
-Bloo-
2016-12-18 19:02:34
Xenomorph
FORESHADOWING???

Edit: The only bad thing about Trump getting assassinated is that Pence would be president and... god...

MODERATOR / LEADER OF THE SHADOW SERPENTS

DeathWraith
2016-12-19 11:54:20
Xenomorph
Doesn't Pence only get the presidency until a new election can be set up?

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A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
-Bloo-
2016-12-19 12:55:52
Xenomorph
YOU KNOW, I'm not actually sure. In pop culture the next guy in line just automatically becomes president; there's even a new show where this exact thing is the whole premise. I should know more; I took an American government class like 5 years ago.

Still, I'm sure that Pence, in the U.S.'s current political climate, would likely get elected anyway.

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Deathdrop
2016-12-19 18:55:00
Yautja
If by "get elected" you mean "lose the popular vote by 2.8 million," then sure.
Deathdrop
2016-12-24 09:05:33
Yautja
HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE PRESIDENT OH SWEET CHRIST CRACKERS.
DeathWraith
2016-12-25 10:22:23
Xenomorph
Because he's like a smart person.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2016-12-27 00:38:14
Yautja
He's, like, a really smart person, OK? THE BEST smartness. Many people say that. Lots of people say he's got the best words and the best brain because he's a very very THIS IS NOT SATIRE IT'S HOW HE ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKS. FOR REAL. IN REAL LIFE.
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