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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 17: DINOSAURS ARE THE SHIT

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DeathWraith
2016-06-25 05:03:59
Xenomorph
"If all the guns disappeared, or never existed in the first place, we'd still be slaughtering each other."

Very true. Very true. Just like you know you're gonna catch some disease at some point in your life either way, so why not just inject yourself with AIDS.





Anyway, Bloo, can you explain to me why hentai artists don't draw the perineum. They just end the vulva in some cushion, as if the outer labia come back together to form a shoe-horse shape, which I've never actually seen happen in real life. Instead, a lot of times I've seen the inner labia continue south of the vagina and all the way to the anus. Has this ever been discussed?

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-Bloo-
2016-06-25 06:44:02
Xenomorph
GOOD QUESTION. That's actually never not a good question. You should always question hentai artists and their affinity for drawing things just right enough that it LOOKS good to my 14-year-old self's right hand but just wrong enough that it looks disgusting 8 years later when my dick has a little more common sense and a slightly higher standard for shameful cartoon fucking.

My theory is that they don't know what that area is. They just don't know what girls are, dude.

Surprisingly, it has less to do with artistic ability and more to do with the fact that most hentai artists have never seen a girl in their entire lives, much like how renaissance painters used to depict women as men but with oranges for boobs. So, since hentai artists have never seen a girl, all they have to go on for their artwork is pesky middle school rumors ("I heard if you fuck a girl in the mouth it feels like a pussy!") and other hentai artwork (it's like a cesspool of bad decisions all wrapped up in a black hole of mankind's regret), which is why they think girls have vaginal creases on their tongues, or that their assholes look like those garbage disposals you might find in an American sink*. Though honestly, I don't blame them for that last one since both ultimately end up stuffed with junk.

SUB THEORY: They've never seen a girl and so they draw them wrong. Fair enough; I can't draw horses for shit if I don't look up a reference. But why can't they just look at their own crotch area and see that their balls don't touch their asshole? Well that's because that's gay.

Seriously. Everyone knows if you look at a man's asshole you'll gain a lisp by the end of the day. It's just science. And they can't go by live-action porn because all their live-action porn is censored because God hates them. This is why, in some hentai, you'll just see a big white silhouette in place of the dick. They've never seen a dick before because that would be the opposite of no homo, but they know it's a stick-looking thing because they've awkwardly felt their own penis whenever they've had to pee or jack off. That's also why some hentai artists straight up (ha ha) draw their dicks as plain black boxes--they think dicks are literal sticks.

Anyway I forgot what I was talking about but hentai artists are bad and you shouldn't even be reading hentai unless it's from an artist who actually knows what they're doing. UNFORTUNATELY all the good hentai artists are also into some weird fetishes, so unless you also like wetworks, incest, puking, and weird anal play, then you're as fucked as a hentai girl's anatomy.

I don't know any of this from experience. I heard all of this from someone I know.

*I hope this doesn't summon more kitchen sink bots. We've been on a roll for the past few months...

EDIT: It's not been discussed to my knowledge but you can probably find threads about it in Fakku comments or any anime-related Reddit sub. Also I don't know what Fakku is.

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Deathdrop
2016-06-25 10:51:24
Yautja
"Very true. Very true. Just like you know you're gonna catch some disease at some point in your life either way, so why not just inject yourself with AIDS."

OF COURSE, YA COMMIE. ITS THE MURIKAN WAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

Problems exist, so the best thing to do is everything in your power to make them worse! ITS WAT TEH FONDING FATHURS WANTTED1111111



-Bloo-
2016-06-25 11:05:45
Xenomorph
I used to think the same thing about cleaning my room. My argument was "it's just gonna get dirty again. Why clean it at all?"

Later on I realized it only gets dirty because I don't actively clean it.

Edit: You can totally counter that with "BUT YOU CAN'T CLEAN SOMETHING THAT'S NOT DIRTY TO BEGIN WITH," but it's not where we start that matters, it's where we end up.

Edit: I lied, my room's always going to be dirty because I'm one of the few idiots in America who has a physical copy of a hentai doujin in his room.

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skull_ripper
2016-06-25 23:15:13
Yautja
I feel like I've pissed off a person or two, and I feel this is because I've been misunderstood.

All I was saying was this; "Just a sad fucked up world we live in unfortunately", which was actually in the same post as my comment on guns, which I don't think anybody saw or at least didn't take what I intended from it.

And it is. It is a fucked up world right now. No, I wasn't saying people should give up just because the world we live in is less than perfect. Not that it has ever been a perfect world, it has a long history of sucking with a handful of awesome dotted here and there. I don't know where that was gotten from what I said, but it was not at all what I was trying to say. So, sorry about that, wasn't what I was going for.

I am not giving up, nor do I want or expect anyone else to do so. That wasn't what I was saying, and I'm honestly surprised that people seem to think that was what I was implying. People, when properly motivated, can enact great change in the world. Both for the better and worse. Few of us ever go that far, yes, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth trying. You could be one of those awesome people in history, or maybe not. You'll never know if you don't try.


But you know, when it comes down to it I have no control how people are going to perceive what I choose to say. So if I'm going to say something, maybe I should choose my words more wisely so as to better make my own point.

To those that replied with their opinions, thank you, I respect your opinion and hope my clarification makes sense. And to those that mocked me, thanks so very, very much for you conducive and mature reply.

¯_(ツ)_/¯



¯_(ツ)_/¯
DeathWraith
2016-06-26 00:50:25
Xenomorph
^ Yea, no one said anything about giving up, I don't know where you got that from, unless you thought you thought that's what the AIDS part was. It's pretty disrespectful to people with AIDS to assume that having it means giving up. AIDS is just a disease that amplifies the effect of all other diseases. Just like giving guns to fucking everyone without discrimination increases the chances that people will murder each other - which we already know they have a tendency to do - since guns are SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO MURDER PEOPLE. This is not fucking debatable. You don't get to be a smartass about this and ask me if I've ever owned a firearm, as if owning one would somehow make me see it for what it truly is and put it in my mouth and suck on its shaft. It's a fucking hand-held cannon. Firearms were invented and developed with the specific purpose of killing people. It is a machine that uses a small explosion to propel a high speed projectile at a target. Yes, you can use it to shoot aluminium cans and beer bottles instead of people. Yes, you can use it to scratch your asscrack. Yes, it can even function as a paperweight. But it doesn't actually have another intended function than to poke holes into living things so their organs stop functioning. "UUUUUH BUT WHAT ABOUT KNIVES OR AXES???? THOSE ARE DANGEROUS TOO BUT UR NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THAT" Yes, but you're not going to chop wood with your fucking gun. You're not going to slice cucumbers and spread butter on your toast with your fucking gun. You're only going to shoot it. Because that's all it fucking does. Just letting everyone buy guns is fucking stupid. But then again, they're to defend yourself against the government, and when the government comes, oh boy, you need every single depressed and violent person to be on their A game. Oh wait. The government can imprison you for collecting rainwater, and the guy down the street shooting up a school didn't help you with this at all? Huh.





EDIT: Bloo, what do you mean "read" hentai? Anyway, I had already considered the option that it is somehow possible to have never seen the intimate parts of a woman and still be a well-known hentai artist who is amazing at everything else but knowing the positions of and the distance between the vulva and the butthole, or what that magical space that people call "the taint" looks like. For example, there is Sakimichan, who is still working on improving her genitalia painting skills. She started out with not knowing what a vulva looks like almost at all, which is pretty understandable, because, as we know from Anne Frank's journal, girls can't actually see their genitals very well and I guess it's quite possible for a hentai artist who hadn't intended to be a hentai artist in the first place, but was more or less forced to do it in order to make any money at all, to have never intentionally watched pornography for the purpose of actual science.

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A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
skull_ripper
2016-06-26 08:43:40
Yautja
Well no fucking shit. The only reason I said what I originally said was because I WAS FUCKING TIRED OF THE GUN DEBATE. Homo Sapiens are a naturally violent species, we're going to have internal conflicts, it doesn't matter if we've got guns available or not.

I was just wanting to move from that to a different subject, I just apparently did so in the shittiest possible fashion.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Deathdrop
2016-06-26 09:12:44
Yautja
^ But that's a ridiculous argument. If he had gone into the club with a broadsword, he wouldn't have been able to kill half the number of people he did. Yes, we're a violent species, but certain weapons do more damage than others. I'm sorry if you feel like we're harping on you, but this subject (and this most recent shooting in particular) is important to me and lots of other people.

No one's debating that humans can be shitty to each other. What we're debating is "it doesn't matter if we've got guns." Yes, it very much does.
Dronehive
2016-06-26 10:19:01
Xenomorph
Yes, but if some people have guns, people have to have something that can defend thesmelves against it.
Deathdrop
2016-06-26 13:59:09
Yautja
^ I have countered this argument multiple times already, and I honestly don't know how to make it any clearer than I already have. I have zero problem with a sane, responsible, law-abiding citizen owning a legal weapon for hunting or self-defense or whatever. I am arguing that an irresponsible criminal fucking lunatic should not be able to easily get one.

This is not that complicated. I am calling for background checks and registration. I am calling for sensible regulation, not a ban.

People who suffer from extreme forms of epilepsy are not allowed to drive cars. Children are not allowed to buy beer. People who beat and rape their spouses don't get visitation rights after the divorce. Registered sex offenders don't get to go near a school. You need a license to drive, you need ID to buy booze, you need a background check before you can adopt kids.

HOMICIDAL LUNATICS DON'T GET TO BUY GUNS. I don't understand what POSSIBLE argument there could be against this. A simple, basic psychological background check would have raised enough red flags to prevent this fucker from passing. Whatever excuses anyone wants to make, if this fucker hadn't had the weapon he had, there would be 50 fewer graves being dug in Orlando right now.
skull_ripper
2016-06-26 14:20:11
Yautja
I never said anything remotely resembling "swords are worse", or "guns aren't deadly". Because that would be fucking stupid of me. Guns are pretty much an apex weapon.

And it's personal to me too, I have people in my life who knew some of the victims. Not just knew them, but we're close friends with them for Christ's sake.

And I don't mind being "harped" so much as I do being treated like I'm an idiot and every fucking thing I say being misconstrued and thrown back into my face without so much as an attempt at civility in the responses.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Deathdrop
2016-06-26 14:28:55
Yautja
^ What you said was "even without guns, people would still kill each other." I do not consider that a reasonable conclusion. I'm sorry if you feel like anyone's talking to you like an idiot; I don't think that nor was I trying to imply it. This situation is just frustrating for me because it's triple digits at this point. Triple fucking digits of mass shootings in less than ten years. That's beyond insane.

But if in making that point I came off as condescending, than my bad, dude.
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