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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 17: DINOSAURS ARE THE SHIT

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skull_ripper
2015-04-21 20:30:41
Yautja
...they each cut off a digit of the hand and cast it into a cauldron, and a cocoon is formed? Yes?

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Deathdrop
2015-04-22 02:32:50
Yautja
No. God DAMN it, Voltage, pay attention. You don't even THINK about a cauldron until you've done the rain dance around the telephone pole with the pineapple up your ass. It's perfectly simple.
skull_ripper
2015-04-22 05:54:53
Yautja
Oh shit.... Well I guess I need to buy a pineapple now.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Deathdrop
2015-04-22 13:38:08
Yautja
I GUESS YOU DO.
ultimate-xeno
2015-04-22 18:46:04
Xenomorph
What happened to everyone? Like nobody's on anymore.
Out of shadow and darkness I shall strike you down.
concretehunter
2015-04-22 19:03:11
Yautja
What the hell? We're here all the time.
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What would Peterson do?

skull_ripper
2015-04-22 21:58:14
Yautja
OH GOD, I GOT THE PINEAPPLE AND I CANT FIND A TELEPHONE POLE.... I already used the pineapple too....


As a side note, was I supposed to put it in top leaves facing out or in?

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Deathdrop
2015-04-23 02:07:19
Yautja
Doesn't matter; without the telephone pole it's useless. You got a pineapple in your ass, brah. CAN'T POOP.
-Bloo-
2015-04-23 05:32:14
Xenomorph

MODERATOR / LEADER OF THE SHADOW SERPENTS

DeathWraith
2015-04-23 11:07:51
Xenomorph
SO ANYWAY Bloo why the fuck is your sig that way.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
skull_ripper
2015-04-24 06:29:54
Yautja
@Bloo: We're talkin' 'bout where babies come from. When a Man and Woman love each other very much they must shove a pineapple up their butts and dance around a telephone pole, then each cut off a finger and cast it into a cauldron, where a cocoon is formed.

Also apparently I am trying to have a baby 'cause there's a pineapple up my butt right now. Also now that DW asked, I am also curious about your sig


@DW: Good point good sir, I hadn't even noticed until you said something, now I'm all "wuut?".


@DD: Just to be perfectly clear, now that I found a telephone pole, this is a pineapple, right?

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Deathdrop
2015-04-24 22:15:40
Yautja
I'll need to consult The Spheres, but I'm pretty sure it is, yeah.
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