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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 17: DINOSAURS ARE THE SHIT

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-Bloo-
2015-11-15 20:10:03
Xenomorph
That sounds awful and made up. I wonder how I'd receive the quality of the writing if I were to just skip to Twelve without watching anything that came before him.

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Deathdrop
2015-11-15 20:59:32
Yautja
There's a difference. Some of the Daivis era episodes are dumb as shit, but they were at least differently bad. The late Moffat era is almost... I dunno, incestuous? It's the exact same tropes over and over again with absolutely nothing linking them together.

They want to have it both ways; they want to play dark and creepy and have references to real world issues like terrorism, but they maintain the moral simplicity and "stop asking about the plot" of a kids' show. They expect you to memorize years of continuity (original series characters, continuity references, unexplained in-jokes, plots with ridiculous amounts of time travel), but if you point out the obvious and glaring plot hole of nonsense like "Angels in Manhattan," suddenly you're supposed to just go with it.

Why this makes me so angry, I have no idea.
DeathWraith
2015-11-16 20:26:35
Xenomorph
Well, whatever. I thought this was one of the better episodes, so I guess we have different tastes in Doctor Who episodes. Even though it ended with a gimmick la Thtre des Vampires.

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A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
concretehunter
2015-11-16 20:37:44
Yautja
See my old post on Dr Who that probably sucks: http://www.avpuniverse.com/forum/8031-120.html
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What would Peterson do?

DeathWraith
2015-11-17 01:43:24
Xenomorph
You're just mad cause you're British.

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A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2015-11-18 04:27:32
Yautja
There is no dinosaur-based discussion going on here. Unacceptable.

-Bloo-
2015-11-18 06:38:08
Xenomorph
Dinosaurs with feathers = gay?

Discuss

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DeathWraith
2015-11-18 07:44:57
Xenomorph
You mean like cocks? Cocks aren't gay unless you want them to be.

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A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
-Bloo-
2015-11-18 09:13:22
Xenomorph
OK, let's say that two dinosaurs are in a fight and one of them accidentally bites the other one's dick off. Then he swallows it, probably after chewing on it for a while. Would that be gay, or is it only gay if they have feathers? Are dinosaurs capable of being gay at all?

If they aren't, have the dinobots ever been gay, and do you think there's any Transformers yaoi of the dinobots with feathers on them? Mechanical feathers?

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DeathWraith
2015-11-18 13:12:17
Xenomorph
Well we know it's not gay if the biting dinosaur says "no homo" or if it's just a prank. But I don't know how this translates to dinobots. Dinobots are made of metal. Is metal ever gay? Does the expression "birds of a feather" now mean "gay birds"?

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2015-11-18 20:20:00
Yautja
I've seen "double delight" dildos, which are intended for lesbians, which are indeed gay. This beig the case, I would argue that metal can, in fact, be gay. Thus, Dinobots can totes be teh gayz. Or at least lesbians. Grimlock is a butch dyke.

EDIT: I should mention that the dildo was metal, or else this post makes no sense.
skull_ripper
2015-11-20 00:05:52
Yautja
@Bloo: it's totally gay because reptiles have internalized genitalia, so the now dickless dinosaur would have to have had a stiffy at the time of the biting incident. Obviously they were using their tiny T-rex arms to have a pillow fight that got sidetracked.


@DD: So... uh... like... do they sit on it before they "sit on it"? 'Cause otherwise that sounds really, really coooooooold. Like the toilet seat of someone who lives alone in winter, no mercy.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
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