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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 17: DINOSAURS ARE THE SHIT

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DeathWraith
2015-09-20 11:00:11
Xenomorph
Why don't we get ads for cool stuff like athletic dildos instead of useless shit like furniture and proteins or whatever.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
-Bloo-
2015-09-20 20:58:08
Xenomorph
There's furniture with dildos on them. It's only a matter of time until the bots catch up.

MODERATOR / LEADER OF THE SHADOW SERPENTS

Deathdrop
2015-09-22 00:24:17
Yautja
I want to have your babies.

EDIT: Also I second DW's point about the lack of dildos.

EDIT OF EDIT: Lana Wachowski's hair isn't bright fuck-off neon pink anymore, and that makes me a sad panda.
krio
2015-09-22 00:44:04
Xenomorph
Bloo, that...
That story....
It was beautiful...
I'm crying...


Venom snake:
Standing on the edge of the crater, like my brothers once said, and the ashes are all cold now. No more bullets, and the embers are dead. whispers in the air tell the tale of the brothers gone. Desolation, devastation. What a mess we made when it all went wrong....
DeathWraith
2015-09-22 00:46:27
Xenomorph
That doesn't sound at all like something I need to buy. This, however...

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
DeathWraith
2015-09-26 23:12:17
Xenomorph
Man I wish I had one of those electric haircut machines, whatever they're called in English.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2015-09-27 03:35:00
Yautja
They're called "vibrators," if I'm not mistaken.
DeathWraith
2015-09-27 11:44:19
Xenomorph
Man I wish I had a vibrator.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
DarkLioness
2015-09-27 14:01:57
Xenomorph
Maybe try Amazon if you're looking?

Heathen heart, rebel mind and a twisted soul.
skull_ripper
2015-09-28 03:25:39
Yautja
No, no, no, buy your Vibrator on Ebay, using the "used" product filter. How else will you know for certain that it works if it hasn't already been taken out for spin?

¯_(ツ)_/¯
ultimate-xeno
2015-09-28 12:24:20
Xenomorph
What are you guys talking about, I am so confused. Oh, also I broke my foot too, it really sucks not being able to do anything
Out of shadow and darkness I shall strike you down.
Deathdrop
2015-09-28 14:48:26
Yautja
@skull_ripper: Well done.
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