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DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

You should probably get out of the ocean if you're drowning in it, no matter how much sex there is down there, because it's definitely not going to last long.

krio, Human, 10 years ago

on an unrelated note:

don't watch this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7oD4RBpEz0

you'll be scarred for life.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

0/10

False advertising. I watched it and wasn't scarred. Now guppies, THAT shit is scary.

krio, Human, 10 years ago

not scary enough for you?

are you afriad of rape?

well then.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjSJdQ4cYJc

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

Wow, weak. Krio, if you want to know TRUE terror, watch this.

Wait for the ending, I know you're gonna wanna stop watching out of the incredible emotions you're about to feel.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

I finally got my Dwarves I bought today after like three weeks! Everything was great! Except for one very important thing about the leader of our company, Thorin Oakenshield.


HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!


He has no hair on the top of his head, like it has been ripped off and it is all weird and shit! The Majestic king under the Mountain does not have his MAJESTIC LOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

To mutilate a quote slightly...

"The Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, shall come into his own. And the bells shall ring in gladness, at the Mountain King's return, But all shall fail in sadness, and baldy will shine and burn."

krio, Human, 10 years ago

NO. NO. BLOO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MUSIC ABOUT TERRIBLE EMOTIONS!!!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

It's like you get newer to the internet with everything you say.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

Somethings tells me this is the first time he's ever seen that video, and now I feel old.

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

I still feel youthful and bubbly and cheerful.




My coffee wears off in two hours.....

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

I just had some pineapple, and now Santa is telling me to build an ark.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

And fill it with nacho cheese and prostitutes?

gamefreak33797, Human, 10 years ago

No need for the cheese there mate.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

No need to not have the cheese either.

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

Fill it with Bacon.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

And prostitutes with the option of Nacho cheese!!!

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

"Bacon" = penis

"Nacho Cheese" = urine


guys, what the fuck

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

Whaaaaat bacon makes nacho cheese?

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

You misunderstand me Bloo

Nacho cheese = gigantic natural breasts

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

I dunno, it's still pretty crazy that you would stick your bacon in a prostitute, and then pee out boobs. It just doesn't make any sense.