It wasn't even just this site; that was a full-on meme for about five minutes. No one's sure where it started, but there was actually a Zalgo.com for a while. Then... Nothing.

It most likely started on /x/ or a separate /x/phile community. It was a meme on /x/ long before we were doing it here.

I know. MR SMARTY PANTS IS TRUIFV dkhbdf cjknx

I had some shit I was going to put here, but then I went to the bathroom and forgot.

Never go to the bathroom again!!!!

We may require super glue and corks for this...

Day 6

Well only one more day left in my self imposed isolation. The scenery has been nice and I've had some great animal encounters. Managed to find some food out here that wasn't a meal replacement, cooked insect had never tasted so good. Managed to catch a few handfuls of various non deadly insects and best of all was actually getting a handful of honey suffering only 1 bee sting. Those insects have made my last few days here a lot more enjoyable.

Tomorrow I get to head back home and enjoy all things I took for granted like cars and air conditioning but most of all a nice hot shower. My laptop and phone have been the only tech I brought with me (plus a camera, torch and half a dozen spare batteries) so I don't think you could call it true isolation but it is enough for me.


Current findings:

If you think you have enough bug repellent, bring more
Roasted insects taste fantastic with a little honey but bring ketchup sachets
There is such thing as too much porn time

Are you Survivor man Tawg?

"Too much porn time"

This is absolutely a thing and is called Porn Limbo. If you watch too much porn in one sitting (7+ hours), you can enter a dreamlike "Porn State" in which everything in your vision is dicks and vaginas. Your wang starts out hard, and it only becomes harder until you eventually reach Porn Limbo, where you can either no longer get it up for ANYTHING, or you get it up for EVERYTHING. In the case of the latter, it's the ultimate weapon, albeit one that will never see usage beyond your sweaty palms/couch creases.

I've entered Porn Limbo once. Never before had I ever been so fucking hard for Thomas the Tank Engine.

BLOO WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH ELFEN LIED
and READ IT (lol manga has a better ending)
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW please.




FUCKING PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Bloo: I know that feel, bro. *respek*

So my state's on fire again and we're in a drought.

lucky u

Day 7

Just a few more hours to go and I've ran out of TP yesterday and I need to go.


@Darklioness: I know exactly what that's like and everything will be fine in the end.

@Dronehive: Not a good recommendation in my opinion.

My older brother is cleaning his room, I am getting a ton of stuff he doesn't want anymore, fucking awesome!

Fuck my life. OK, Concerete and Bloo, hopefully I can get on Skype in the next few days. Jesus Christ.

HELL YEAH. (...Not for your life sucking, but for the Skype.)

IN OTHER NEWS, I think the next update is gonna be entirely Black Liquid monsters since I neglect the shit out of them. I'm excited.

^ That sounds like a dick joke to me. Black liquid monsters, NEGLECTED black liquid monsters.

Speaking of which my white liquid imp is neglected :(

I wish I could play Gothic 1 and 2 for the first time again...

Oh my god this is the life. Nothing but good meats and ice cold drinks, comfy beds, clean clothes, hot water, A/C, fresh fruit, TV and my car. I am completely and utterly content.

So what has everyone been doing lately?

I'd put my good meat in your ice cold drink.