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Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

Sweet George Takai reference bro.

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

^I noticed that too



Dronehive, Human, 10 years ago

Freddie Murcury liked to fuck men.
With his penis.
Like a conforting arm.
Warm.


A poem by Drone.

tawganator, Human, 10 years ago

ooh poetry let me try.

Liar liar pants on fire
The fibs you've told shall make you bald
The lies you spin will cover your skin
A truth you have bent so Hell you'll be sent
This curse shall be till the truth set free

not my best work I admit
But still better than that spouted shit

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

"Your eyes
Are an ocean


Your breasts
Are also an ocean"

Dronehive, Human, 10 years ago

Kill yerself,
Oh lewd fool,
Full of aggression,
Without pity,
Or love,
I hope you die.

A poem by FUCK YOU.

tawganator, Human, 10 years ago

red are Roses
violet are Violets
orange are Oranges
and so are carrots



Forever I will be hiding
Under your bed for
Chance of catching you all on your own
Killing my time waiting for

You to fall asleep
Over your body I will creep
Until you wake.

So goodnight everyone.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

Oh, I can do this too!


Meow meow meow,
Skippidy-skip, skippidy-hop;
Where my cats at?
Meow with me now
Or later.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

Oh Silly Billy
My Killy Willy

Will undo your mortal life
While I linger near the strife

I rest my head upon the dead and smile
A gruesome smile

While the dead are filed
By fat cop Giles

And I am gone.


Original poem by me

@DD&DL: Thanks

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

Oh Reggie Reggie
Why are you so edgy
Maybe you need a wedgie

From this corner to the next
I would like to read some text
Right after I watch these sex t-

"Apes! No, not the apes!" he called
Too bad he was rather bald
Which in turn had turned him walled
Off from all society
Like a twist in his sobriety

Coo-coo, rah rah, hello lad
Derka derka, ironclad
La gente esta muy loca
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS


Took me 20 years to perfect this poem.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

^Depending on whatever hell you, this could be good thing or a bad thing depending on your "Species" lifespan.

Far over the misting mustards cold, to Dairy's deep
And Ketchups old.

We must away ere break of best-by-date, to find our long forgotten mold.

The pies were molding to the right, Door was creaking in the night.

The cheese was dead it molding spread, the Cheese like oranges flayed by knives.

If you don't get the parody your sick.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

I find that I am still not completely comfortable with people who are unable to form a coherent sentence while talking about me.

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

What did I just walk into?

@_@

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

It was a typo DeathWraith, don't be a grammar Nazi.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

My hotdogs are delicious.

Edit: Apparently it's "hot dog." Chrome is the worst Grammar Nazi.

Rampage, Human, 10 years ago

The Off-Topic Thread. Welcome!



Ok we've covered Poetry Week and Apocalypse Survival. Next up, occult/supernatural stuff. Yeah I'm bored and have nothing else better to do right now and thought this would be a little fun.


Yeah I don't use Chrome, fuck that shit. Bloo, you're talking about food right?

*skeptical*

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

^I think dragons existed, why would every culture have Dragon-like creatures in their mythos if they didn't exist?

I also found a Sasquatch footprint in my yard once, but I've mentioned that before.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

I really hope you're joking.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

@Rampage: Okay, I lied. They're dinner sausages.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

@SR: I thought I'd put my thoughts here instead of being snarky-

People always present dragons as if they appear in every single culture's mythology, and they simply don't.

First of all, Asian dragons, are nothing at all like European dragons. Asian dragons tend to be serpentine, intelligent, benevolent, have fur, antlers, etc. They are, if you'll excuse the pun, completely different beasts to European dragons-those tended to be big stupid winged lizards that breathed fire and ate people.

Second, just because something appeared in fiction doesn't mean it was real. For example, just because the Greeks had stories about Pan and the Japanese had stories about this guy doesn't mean there were really goat people.