Chicken and waffles=YUMMY!


@Deathdrop

The Fish-Whore?

DD that isn't a Fish-whore; that's the florescent rabbit near your breadbaskets. You should get that checked out, like real soon, before they multiply.

It is SO ON.


FISH-WHORE, PLAY THAT FUNKY BEAT.

IT IS JUST ABOUT TIME FOR ONE OF US TO DECISIVELY ESCORT THE OTHER TO SCHOOL, WHERE HE WILL RECEIVE A VAST HELPING OF "OH SNAPS" RAMMED DOWN HIS INSATIABLE IGNORANCE SHAFT.

AND BY "OTHER," I MEAN DD, AND BY "HE" I MEAN "HE WHO WILL GET SERVED LIKE A MIDDLE-CLASS CATHOLIC FAMILY AT AN OLIVE GARDEN."

Now I'm confused again.....

....same here
Waffles with chicken ?
everyone knows its better with Rabbit

so i ate my lip piercing by accident alogn with some pizza...it was a ring so hopefully it doesnt hook anything /._.

@Bloo: OLIVE GARDEN?! They have lovely bread-sticks. WHy are we talking about food? Why are you purple? Why is the President 1,000 feet tall?

BLOO!

Do you think I have all the answers, Bloo?

Why do we keep doing this to ourselves? Why does the internet smell like cheese? Why does the dragon outside my door not want me to go to work today? I DON"T EVEN HAVE A JOB, WHAT'S HE TRYING TO STOP?

Well, Bloo? Did YOU send him with your fancy Hollywood pants and your crabcake? THE TROMBONE DOESN'T WORK HERE, BLOO.

I'm out of cough drops, so now I'm sad.

why is poop blue?why is piss yellow?why is satan controling the music industry?why was the government lieing about 9 11?


politicians grow fat,the dead rise,the apocalypse starts,a junkie has 10 dollars somehow and animals eat......water......how?how do they eat water?


why,why,why???LUCK!BLIND,STUPID,DOOH-DAH LUCK!!

the random toss!*flips coin*

the only true justice.....lets see what justice has in store for all of you!

*flips coin and gets tail*

oh!another day of wine and roses.....in your cases beer and pizza!

Oh, that Satan. Controlling the music industry one minute and putting sugar on pancakes the next. What will that little scamp do next?

Goddammit, DD. I can't even ask you what time it is without you asking why I believe in time. Clearly, being the keeper of the scrolls has overwhelmed you.

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU JUST STAY WHELMED? I DON'T WANT TO BE DISAPPOINTED. I JUST WANT TO BE APPOINTED.

Careful, blasphemer. The Scrolls are in my bunghole. They give me powers. I can shoot tornadoes out of my eyes, you know.

your scrolls don't give you enough power.my hobby is rezurection......and frieing people with lightning.

DEATH TO THE BLASPHEMER
BURN HIM ON THE PYRE

@Blizzard: OVER MY DEAD BODY OH WAIT

@Krio: Dude, out of context that sounds like you just die a lot, which doesn't impress the ladies at all. Come on, man. Play the guitar or something.

@DD: I'm gonna draw your character doing that, complete with scroll in bunghole, and you're gonna like it.

@Voltage

That sounds awful and dangerous and you might need to seek medical attention. Not might, need! Wait, was it a snakebite piercing or a spider bite piercing?

@Bloo: WHY DRAW IT WHEN I'M DOING IT IN REALTIME?

It's all part of the miracle of cloning.

@Deathdrop: Hello, Deathdrop.

@Deathdrop: Hello, Deathdrop.

@Deathdrop: Hello, Deathdrop.

@Deathdrop: Hello, Deathdrop.

@Deathdrop: Hello, Deathdrop.

Please, none of you will will stop me from drawing extraterrestrial smut.

Edit: FutureBloo: You fucking idiot. It gets you banned. Trust me.

Edit: Whoa, what the fuck? DD, stop using your editing powers to trick me.

Edit: FutureBloo: It's not DD or any of the DDs. You get yourself banned for drawing hardcore Predator-on-Predator porn. It's some sick shit. I don't even know where you (which is to say, I) got the idea from.

Edit: Wait, Predator-on-Predator porn? I was just gonna draw DD pooping a scroll from an angle that doesn't show Predator asshole, but this is so much funnier! Everyone's gonna get a kick outta this. Thanks, Future Me!

Edit: FutureBloo: Goddammit.

If i ever got a time machine i'd go back in time and i'd give people really advanced weaponry, Then i'd go like 100 years prior to a paradise and laugh as reality fucks itself up.

@Bloo: I'm frightened.

Edit: FutureBloo: You should be, DD #1. It was terrifying, even to me. Apparently he converted his Family Portrait project of the site's members into a smut convention. There was more than Predator-on-Predator; Xeno on human, human on Predator... He (I) was such a sick fuck. I am so sorry for what is about to happen.

Edit: Hey, fuck you. You think you know everything?

Edit: FutureBloo: I'M. FROM. THE. FUTURE.

Edited by FutureFutureBloo: Guys (which is to say, me), it's alright. I've stopped PastPastBloo from ever thinking about this in the first place.

Edit: FutureBloo: How do we do that?

Edit: FFBloo: I saw the Bad Path laid out. A man with a drawing tablet and without morals. A mod and his clones terrorized by the Fish-Whore. Randy Savage. Zalgo comes because of PresentBloo's potential bullshit. Zalgo actually fucking comes this time. The Crab. Is. Dead. The Scrolls never went past that point. And so... I changed it.

Edit: That's weird, my last few posts look blank. Does anyone else see anything? Huh.