Peterson, Yautja, 12 years ago
yeah true enough... damn mental penises these days...
Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago
Wait, are we talking mental as in "psychic projection of a penis," or mental as in "penis so weird-looking that it's insane?"
Peterson, Yautja, 12 years ago
uhhh a bit of i think
-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago
That's funny, I was reading somewhere about how dreams of metal penises somehow stem from how your physical body's own erections are solid as concrete when thinking of that one special friend-girl you'd like to bone, and that you'd never be able to achieve such greatness while awake, which is either a big (see what I did there) damn shame or a huge (and there) blessing. Either way, I wonder what it'd be like for sex. I mean, with an actual significant other and not your nightly booty call (also known as your hands).
...oh, mental. Right. I've heard nothing of that.
...oh, mental. Right. I've heard nothing of that.
Peterson, Yautja, 12 years ago
Well "Nightly Boot Call" as you say bloo, I call a one night stand, personnal hands arent as much fun when there is another pair of hands to assist in doing the job, now I wont go in depth on everything because seeming how this topic is for "Adult Members" Doesn't mean that the children arent peering in to the room from the bottom of the stairs, so to speak.
DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago
I just downloaded around 20000 pictures of girls in regards to whom I have no sexual intentions, how does that make you feel?
-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago
That's a shit ton of photos. I'd say, "Sharing is caring!" but I know we probably don't condone that kind of stuff on here, which, again, is either a shame or a blessing. (...we'd probably hit another level of low if we started having that stuff fly around freely.)
DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago
I said no sexual intentions. What kind of stuff are you thinking of?
-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago
Oh, I thought we were talking porn here.
In that case I'd just call you weird, but I've viewed/downloaded hundreds of photos girls/models strictly for an artistic purpose (sigs, etc.), which I've since filtered down to probably only less than a hundred in my stocks folder (not counting anything else that isn't of a model or anything).
Sadly I haven't spent any time actually using many of those (not much time spent using Photoshop in the past year), and haven't updated the folder since I don't even know when.
In that case I'd just call you weird, but I've viewed/downloaded hundreds of photos girls/models strictly for an artistic purpose (sigs, etc.), which I've since filtered down to probably only less than a hundred in my stocks folder (not counting anything else that isn't of a model or anything).
Sadly I haven't spent any time actually using many of those (not much time spent using Photoshop in the past year), and haven't updated the folder since I don't even know when.
shadowatching, Yautja, 12 years ago
I am mainly wondering why DW hasn't had a girl yet. But then again, he is A-sexual. So, I guess that would mean he is his own girlfriend.
-shudders- thats the worst thing i ever thought of in my LIFE.
-shudders- thats the worst thing i ever thought of in my LIFE.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago
...
"Sharing is Caring."
^ Let's go with that.
"Sharing is Caring."
^ Let's go with that.
DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago
She constantly lies about her own personal life because no one has ever loved her and wants attention on the internet. She is merely wondering why something that is untrue about someone on the internet is happening in her own head. She doesn't like to be insulted but she asks for it constantly. She resembles an island and her only friend who is herself is quite alright with it. She is definitely valid as a human being.
-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago
...cake, anyone? I think we need cake.
@DD: I can't believe you agreed. Then again, there's an 18+ warning in the thread title (minors beware! Or... behold, I guess), so image dump time - let's get to sharing, people!
Either that I'm bringing back pictures of cake, your call.
@DD: I can't believe you agreed. Then again, there's an 18+ warning in the thread title (minors beware! Or... behold, I guess), so image dump time - let's get to sharing, people!
Either that I'm bringing back pictures of cake, your call.
Shadowwall, Yautja, 12 years ago
I say cake Bloo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lqfQi7146U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lqfQi7146U
Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago
IT BEGINS.
^ This explains the fucking burrito.
^ And this one is making it hard to eat this Pizza I just had delivered. But I will suffer throughout it for you. See my suffering, and know that I am Jesus.
^ This explains the fucking burrito.
^ And this one is making it hard to eat this Pizza I just had delivered. But I will suffer throughout it for you. See my suffering, and know that I am Jesus.
DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago
Jesus could eat pizza just fine.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago
JESUS HAS A WEAK STOMACH FROM GETTING PUNCHED IN THE GUT OF ANGRY ROMANS. SHUT UP.
DeathWraith, Yautja, 12 years ago
Mebber, Yautja, 12 years ago
That's simply disgusting.
We've just discussed a case of neglect of children (right translation?) in school where one child started to chew on it's brothers corpse after two weeks without food. Some people are really wretched.
We've just discussed a case of neglect of children (right translation?) in school where one child started to chew on it's brothers corpse after two weeks without food. Some people are really wretched.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago
Right. But at least there's no condoms being used, right? Because that would be horrible, wouldn't it?