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GrimReaper
2011-07-28 03:54:46
Human
What's up new girl?
The good life is all I need, the guns are all I want and those who stab me in the back are no use to me alive.
-Bloo-
2011-07-28 06:02:43
Xenomorph
Someone should write down, for future reference, that our women's restroom needs a couch. You know, because I think they're expecting something from proudly proclaiming that they don't have penises.


If you do, please keep that to yourself.








And if you must tell us, spare the pictures.

MODERATOR / LEADER OF THE SHADOW SERPENTS

PREDATORv2
2011-07-28 12:05:19
Yautja
Its noted Bloo, we'll bring it up in the next mod meeting. Along with whether we should continue serving blue Kool-Aid or switch to red.




-Bloo-
2011-07-28 14:21:45
Xenomorph
It's probably best to keep to blue, at least when you serve it in the women's restroom. Somehow, gulping down red juice after finishing up whatever happens in there doesn't sound so appealing. Then again, I wouldn't know for sure; the lady's room is as foreign to me as my own penis was when I was 5.





...anyway, we should probably get back to topic.

MODERATOR / LEADER OF THE SHADOW SERPENTS

RuthlessWarrior
2011-08-01 22:28:32
Yautja
Hello I'm new here as you can see(if you can't see that then get the fuck off the internet). Oh and I'm also DarkCountess's boyfriend.
The darkest part of hell is for those who raised the most of it on earth
DarkCountess
2011-08-01 23:18:05
Human
*pounces on RuthlessWarrior like a hungry lioness*

I knew I could charm you into to joining darling.
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My résumé is one long death wish.
RuthlessWarrior
2011-08-02 00:51:17
Yautja
^Nice kitty lol.
The darkest part of hell is for those who raised the most of it on earth
-Bloo-
2011-08-02 17:53:02
Xenomorph
I'm not sure where blind jokes rank on the offensive scale. Though if you did want them to get the fuck out, with all the welcoming this thread has to offer, they probably wouldn't see that coming! (Zzzziiinng!)




You know? SEE it coming! See! See! Coming! (Not also a sex joke. Though it would work in context and I'm so sorry.)










...welcome.

MODERATOR / LEADER OF THE SHADOW SERPENTS

DeathWraith
2011-08-02 19:02:59
Xenomorph
And so the gods offer their cocks in return for our effort, AAAAH!

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
UndeadBeasty
2011-08-07 00:23:37
Yautja
Hello I'm new here.
Telling me to go to hell won't work. Satan gave me a restraining order.
Deathdrop
2011-08-07 00:30:33
Yautja
Welcome. Please read the rules and enjoy your stay.
UndeadBeasty
2011-08-07 01:31:26
Yautja
Glady and thank you for the welcome.
Telling me to go to hell won't work. Satan gave me a restraining order.
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