(I’m a female working in a bar (bouncer) and it’s close to midnight. A friend is working as the bartender, finishes up cleaning a shot glass. The customer is obviously drunk, which means he can’t have alcohol.)
Customer: “You’re the kind of pretty thing I’m not allowed to touch.
(He proceeds to get a glass and takes the handle of the tab.)
Me: “Sir, I can’t sell you that for two reasons. One, you are obviously drunk and bar policy says you cant have alcohol. Two, if you were sober it would see your getting it all over the place.â€Â
Customer: *stares at her for 30 seconds and then pukes on his coat*
Customer: “Am I sober enough now?â€Â
( I kick him out, by the manager's orders)