LIKE I WAS SAYING, I have seen the God of the internet, and you underestimate the power of He Who Waits Behind the Error Message.
He/she/it is a great and terrible God.
From His lips issue forth every kind of curse, and on His head is a crown of seven upon seven computer monitors (because 6 are always broken)
His eyes see into the darkest, most preverse regions of the human mind, and His ears hear only the eternal typing.
Within His sacred ipod are a billion illigally downloaded songs, and His blood is Red Bull. He's also got a killer set of Barrack Obama plates that he bought EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM.
He is the internet, and there is some seriously fucked up shit on him.
BEHOLD HIS GLORY.