How do you earn points on this website?

Well, this question has been asked so many times it's already boring, but i can tell you how you DON'T earn points:
- by clicking in the same spot reppeatedly;
- by moving the mouse around while making a funny face;
- by making funny noises;
- by finding ways to call the funny noises unfunny;
- by eating pie;
- by buying from Wallmart;
- by stealing from Wallmart;
- by eating cake;
- by shooting a guy in the ribs (threatening o shoot a guy though, MAY earn you some points, if you are threatening one of the mods);
- riding my bike;
- picking your nose while taking a bath;
- learning how to prepare sushi propperly;
- speaking japanese in a spanish chatroom;
- shaving your armpits twice a week;
- being the son of Bill Gates;
- working for Twentieth Century Fox;
- playing World of Warcraft;
- outswimming the Undertaker;
- outswimming John Cena;
- outswimming Hulk Hogen;
- outswimming The Rock;
- outswimming the Strausse bros.;
- playing World of Warcraft - the Burning Crusade;
- asking stupid questions to the wrong people;
- being french;
- looking like you were french;
- smelling really good and feeling sexy;
- slashing your wrists;
- canibalism;
- rolling on the floor laughing your ass off;
- answering to this post;
- looking like Kiley Minogue;
- outswimming Kiley Minogue;
- having roaches in your appartament;
- singing beautiful songs or even playing the piano...

Now there are many other things that won't earn you points, and if you can figure all of them out, what's left is the answer to YOUR question. OR, you could look in the Q&A Topic, where this question has already been answered about 3 times.

The Rules help out quite a bit also.....

chill out death wraith i dont understand it neither can any one please explain this carefully then it wont be so many problems

Did you not read my post? Go to the Q&A Topic. It's just a few clicks away.

The Rules are less than a few clicks away as they are under both My and Deathwraith's sigs.

(taken straight from the rules) "-Do not pester moderators for rank points, they will only be given out once they feel a member has earned them."

A good way to earn them is to be a good member to these forums. Post good and understandable posts/ topics, try not to break the rules. Oh, and please try not to recreate a topic or question that had been asked before.

The point system is meaningless as of right now. Maybe that'll change later on, but for right now they really effect nothing.