Don't give her scotch she's too young! I'll give you a hug DL If it'll make you feel any better, but I'm gonna warn you I'm a real lady killer with my hugs o' doom.

^Still gonna hug you!

*hugs Kirby*

What is this sentimental fuckery? Someone say something about the digestive tracks of hippos.

This is all I could find. Hope this is both accurate and enough.



Fermentative Digestion in the Stomach of Hippopotamus amphibius (Artiodactyla : Suiformes) and Associated Ciliate Protozoa



JUNE P. THURSTON, CÉCILE NOIROT-TIMOTHÉE & PAMELA ARMAN


Department of Zoology, Makerere University College, Kampala, Uganda.
Laboratoire de Zoologie, Faculté des Sciences, Dijon, France.
Department of Soil Sciences and Agricultural Chemistry, Makerere University College, Kampala, Uganda.


No mammals secrete a cellulase and therefore herbivorous mammals rely on their association with cellulolytic microorganisms to utilize their foods fully. Carbohydrates are fermented in regions of the digestive tract where a large bulk of food is retained for a considerable period of time and where micro-organisms occur. The chief products of fermentation are volatile fatty acids, carbon dioxide and methane. The volatile fatty acids are an important energy source for the herbivore.


Also Hippophobia means fear of horses. Not Hippos.

DD is just upset because he was never hugged as a child.

Well played, Darklioness...

OR SHOULD I SAY 007?

Wow, it was incredibly easy to reveal that I'm an evil doppelgänger.



Nice.

Well, between you and me, so am I.

@Deathdrop

Why thank you very much sir!


@Bloo

Last time I checked I don't have a Doppleganger.....yet.

Hippos are great. Gators are too. Gators bite though. Wait so do Hippos.

@DD: This is really anti-climactic.

@DL: We didn't know which one of you we shot and you both acted exactly alike, so... yeah.

@Bloo: Thats wat ur mom said lol

"You're a kid, bro. Don't beat yourself up for the bullshit until at least 18, which is... 6-7 years for you?

Let's be real here, not everyone's gonna like you, but you gotta grab life by the dick and suck it. Sometimes it'll suck you back. But remember, even though one of the closest things to you at all times will be an asshole and a dick, you'll always have balls. Even though sucking dick might suck (ha ha!) right now, you'll get used to anything.

In other words, you'll get better at life, even when it sucks."

I Really want to make a pedophile joke but I just can't seem to come up with one

Does anyone know what cracklins are? Because I find them to be very tasty.

When you cook a joint of meat with a large portion of fat on the outside it will carmelise and form crackling. Before i was a vegetarian i loved it!

http://amelieandfriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Roast-Pork-and-Crackling.jpg

I was eating this steak, and I really like steak.

@DD: BITCH, DO YOU EVEN LIFT???

@Blizzard: "come up"

There it is!

Ah good ole cracklins. Delicious.


Anyway, am I the only one who wants it to be summer already?

I was wondering why the steak in the fridge was gone.......

My aunt make homemade cracklins. Really yummy, especially with cajun seasoning.



I played Slender Hospice last night. I got all but three pages before I died.

I'm a snob, I only eat cracklin from Don's Specialty Meats. Really yummy and tasty.


@BloodHarpy

Is that the one with 16 pages?