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Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

You mean the hoo-ha?

EDIT: Being that 16 year-olds read this site, I've cleaned up this post a bit.

EDIT 2: And by that I mean crabs.

shadowatching, Yautja, 13 years ago

whats up with these mother******g crabs on this mother******f thread?!


Yea, i went there.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

BITCH, BE COOL!

I saw a cat the other night that looked like JFK. I'm not sure what that means. Could be that he was always a cat, and the bullet just ruined his remote-controlled robot body.

Man, FUCK Lee Harvy Oswald. We could have had a cat president.

shadowatching, Yautja, 13 years ago

hahaha

what do you call a man in the office?

PussyCat..hahaha

Ok lame

off to LIVE

LadyDeathStriker, Yautja, 13 years ago

By the order of His Slimyness of The Random Photobucket Members The Blobfish hereby asks for..........SHROOMS!!!!!!! He siad have at least 600 tons of shrooms delivered by noon tommorow or else. Please do it, he threatend to steal my Spiral Water Dragon top! No one threatens that top. NO ONE!

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

Ahahah, if only he knew where I grow my shrooms...

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

(Pssst! It's his penis.)

BloodHarpy, Yautja, 13 years ago

Well be glad the Goliath Tiger Fish isn’t demanding shrooms. He threatened to eat my laptop, my Alchemy Gothic Dragon Earring and the T-Shirt my uncle sent me from Jamaica a few days ago.

Although it’s good to be Jamaican and sorta kinda good to be an American.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

(The fish is also his penis.)

You realize what this means, right? Eventually, the primate known informally as "Jesus Christ" (Mortuus Reverto) will evolve more powerful legs to better escape the flocks of carnivorous sheep known as "Church Goers" (Ovis Horribilis) that prey on it for it's flesh and blood.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

Someone should add that into the sequel to District 9.

HeavyDuty, Yautja, 13 years ago

Oh yeah District 20. I heard about that, I also heard their doing another Wolverine movie and their doing another Zombieland film as well. On the bright side at least their not doing another Alien vs. Predator film. If they do they might have to make it in 2012 or 2013, because the last one really fucked up any chances of making one earlier.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

So. This.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

How come HER crotch didn't glow? That's sexist.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

It's because her crotch didn't have a light bulb in it.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

...


Yes, I suppose that makes sense.

Sam-Jack-Dunn, Yautja, 13 years ago

Ah, but have you considered fleshlight?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

That is a ridiculous proposition, and I demand you make a formal apology.

BloodHarpy, Yautja, 13 years ago

I just found this really epic video. Trust me you'll thank me later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlhZCDlEmh0

Deathdrop, Yautja, 13 years ago

Joke's on her; I set my TV up on the edge of the roof.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 13 years ago

Seriously Harpy... That's just lame... At least next time, make it a rickroll or something... Or even better, THIS!