Like Hitler said - 'No-one believes little lies. They're too easy to make. Go for outrageous lies, big lies that no-one will possibly think could be lies.' Kinda like 'it's too dumb to be made up.'
Ah, but it is!
GOOD! You guys always throw such lovely wrenches in my plans. I collect them now. Life'd be dull without you. Well, E-life.
I'm still in denial about not having a real one. Kinda like someone else we know.