I can't believe you did that, there are people here who didn't know about ED, and it should have stayed that way. Do NOT direct young people to ED unless you are completely evil, because you know it won't be good for anyone, the lulz will be drowned by the cancer in such cases.
And unlike Uncyclopedia, which is built completely out of sarcasm and grues, ED actually contains lots of facts.
I doubt any of them treat the exact subject of Alien breathing though.