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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 18: IT MAKES MY PEEPEE SMILE

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DeathWraith
2017-01-27 01:17:14
Xenomorph
We talk about AvP like 3 to 4 times every time a new related movie or game comes out. Now please stop talking about it here, it is forbidden. There is a different thread specifically for talking about things we can't talk about in this one.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
-Bloo-
2017-01-27 19:25:20
Xenomorph
@DW: SAD

@XQ: Being off-topic is being on-topic here in the off-topic thread. Talking about AVP in this thread is like saying a bad word. Even just writing "AVP" and any associated words will get you banned forever. In fact, I'm going to ban myself right after I post this.

@Tawg: That made me laugh out loud, thank you.

THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOREVER

MODERATOR / LEADER OF THE SHADOW SERPENTS

tawganator
2017-01-27 21:43:02
Xenomorph
So basically in this thread we are the equivalent of The Knights of Ni and AVP is our "it". Bonus points if you understand that and know what you can do with that shrubbery.


King of the Drones
Life is long but the Day is short
DeathWraith
2017-01-28 10:38:23
Xenomorph
So I have good news and bad news.




EDIT: Bloo, looks like NC.A has two personalities...

Nicest Girl You've Ever Seen

and...

TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH


Unfortunately she's at a shit company that gives her exclusively shitty little girl songs.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2017-01-28 16:42:35
Yautja
HEY U GUISE LETS BAN A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ATTACKING US BUT CONTINUE RELATIONS WITH ALL THE PLACES THAT ACTUALLY HAVE K THX BI

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
Deathdrop
2017-01-28 16:51:03
Yautja
OMG DOUBLE POST

Sorry for rule break (not really because I'm an edgelord), but I have something very, very important to share with Bloo now that he's returned from Dimension X. Bloo, your expertise at shaking dat ass being what it is, I determined to seek your input as soon as I discovered this glorious, glorious thing. You'd better have a look:

http://spankzilla85.tumblr.com/post/113337615395/okay-this-this-is-awesome-can-somebody

Bloo. This chart explains everything, Bloo. Bloo? This is a very important chart, Bloo. I have seen the full evolutionary history of the kaiju, Bloo, and it has shown me the way, Bloo.

BLOO!

I know what the last common ancestor of Godzilla and Gorosaurus looks like, Bloo. I know the secret things what shoot the laser beams. Yes.

Apparently that little orange fucker (NO, THE ONE NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE HUH HUH HUH) is meant to be an ancestor of Baragon, but, like, a trunk? I saw that and I was like "Goddamn, there needs to be a kaiju with a trunk."

Also, the pincher thingies on Biollante's mouth are actually a genetic atavism? The FUCK? This means that Baragon could conceivably mutate a trunk, Bloo, and I think you'll agree that the possibility for such an adaptation are endless. Like my dick.
tawganator
2017-01-28 17:36:30
Xenomorph
@DD Cool.

On a sadder note, actor John Hurt, who played Kane in Alien has passed away at the age of 77. John Hurt was an amazing actor and I don't think that anyone has not seen him in at least one of his many great roles. This is a lose that truly hurts.


King of the Drones
Life is long but the Day is short
Deathdrop
2017-01-28 17:43:58
Yautja
FUCK.
DeathWraith
2017-01-29 02:16:29
Xenomorph
That's a one word post, DD, I can't allow that even from another moderator. Thankfully, in Trump's America we no longer give out warnings as a countdown to banning. Instead, every time you make a mistake, we deport a Mexican.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
Deathdrop
2017-01-29 12:39:33
Yautja
My one word posts are the best. I have the best words. Lots of people say that I have the best words. I've never heard of Deathwraith HOLY SHIT I can actually feel my brain rotting as I type like him.
XenomorphQueen
2017-01-29 20:17:26
Xenomorph
I can't believe I'm just not hearing about this! he was an amazing actor.. We seem to me losing a lot of them lately...


Also I have very confused about everything that was said be for that post and that AvP is forbidden on this forum.
Deathdrop
2017-01-29 21:51:28
Yautja
The forum as a whole is an AVP forum, with the exception of this specific topic. This is the only one where we don't talk about AVP, because it is the OFF-topic thread, ie: discussions not related to the topic of alien and/or predator. All the other topics are AVP-themed.
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