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OFF-TOPIC THREAD 18: IT MAKES MY PEEPEE SMILE

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DeathWraith
2017-12-07 11:20:15
Xenomorph
I'm not dead, but no one talks about anything and I can only talk to myself for so long.

READ THE RULES


A song about me and skull_ripper that I wrote:
"Yeah, uh, yea yeah, uh, yeah, crackers gonna crack yeah, uh, yeah..."
(thats what I have so far hope u like it)
MashaHed
2017-12-10 19:52:30
Undefined
EDIT BY DD: Hey, check this out, asshole! I guess it DIDN'T work, huh?
DarkLioness
2017-12-11 02:28:24
Xenomorph
If we're dead we're in Purgatory then. Explains the quiet lately(besides work, family, school, stuff, things, etc) around here.

Also what's up Kirby?

Heathen heart, rebel mind and a twisted soul.
Peterson
2017-12-13 17:27:37
Human
meh was in a car accident a couple weeks ago got a fucked up back my work truck is fifty shades of fucked up so yeah good stuff been out of work all month because of it. other then that just busy with life and the kid.
DarkLioness
2017-12-13 19:55:19
Xenomorph
Ah fucking hell man :/

Heathen heart, rebel mind and a twisted soul.
tawganator
2017-12-17 04:01:11
Xenomorph
So Disney bought Fox and AVP is apart of Fox. So all hail our new overlords and I hope to see a Xenomorph Queen on the Disney Princess list.


King of the Drones
Life is long but the Day is short
Deathdrop
2017-12-17 04:41:05
Yautja
Ajit Pai: Loses "most repulsive face" award only because of the identity of the current President. But, like, Jesus, you guys... Seriously? The willful ignorance on display by this motherfucker regarding what he just did is genuinely sickening.

I can't believe this is real life. I honestly can't.
LannyMayor
2017-12-17 17:43:18
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
tawganator
2017-12-18 04:38:44
Xenomorph
I think it's all part of a christian parents group that want to get everyone off the internet because no one is buying their "it's the devil" crap. The world is a fucking mess with nutters in charge.


King of the Drones
Life is long but the Day is short
-Bloo-
2017-12-18 14:13:26
Xenomorph
Guys, I have a confession. I'm Ajit Pai, for real.

I give you permission to break into my incredibly expensive Verizon-sponsored home. When you break in, I want you to find the largest (re: still small) bronze trophy (it's not a participation trophy, mom) in my custom gold-plated IKEA detolf. You'll know which trophy it is because I won it for "Guess what my ethnic background is. Go on--guess!" You'll also know which trophy it is because it's the only trophy I own. It's--listen--it's also right next to my Gundam Zaku statue, which I painstakingly handcrafted from my own ear wax. Right next to both those things is an undoctored photo of my incredibly big penis. You can't miss it. It's a poster and everything, you fucking idiot.

Anyway, when you DO find that trophy, I want you to do one thing with it: I want you to hit me in the face. Multiple times, if you have to. In fact, you probably should do it multiple times, and make it look like I did it to myself.

There's one catch: You can only hit me in the face while I'm asleep, and only while I'm asleep, as doing it while I'm awake will summon my boner, causing me, without consciously knowing it, to take away universal healthcare from the smallest European town with a population of under 5,000... whose name I probably can't pronounce, but since it's most definitely made up of poor people who can't even guess that I'm probably some type of Asian--who knows!--then it deserves whatever I'm gonna do to it. And I say "whatever" because I can't explain it to you because I don't know because even I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

(Hey also, The Last Jedi is simultaneously an incredible and bad movie, but not in the same way that Revenge of the Sith is an incredible and bad movie.)

@Peterson: Sorry to hear that, man.

@Lanny: HA HA

@DW: I talk to myself a lot. It's fun when the self I'm talking to is a cooler person than I am.

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Deathdrop
2017-12-19 20:41:05
Yautja
I feel like I'm Tyrion in the fifth season finale of GOT right when Varys shows up.

"I did miss you."
DarkLioness
2017-12-21 01:30:10
Xenomorph
Just realized Disney now also owns FX which means they own American Horror Story, Archer and Sons of Anarchy. Well it was fun while it lasted and I guess the hopes of there ever being a SOA spinoff.

Hmmm interesting theory though Tawg.

Damnit DD I just finally caved in completely and started watching Game of Thrones -__-

Heathen heart, rebel mind and a twisted soul.
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