^ I'm gonna be itchy for the rest of the day.

Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Here's my annual "sorry I've been gone" post. About 8 months ago I got one of those girlfriend things, my pc broke and I started my degree in Physics for realises. Mixing in the stresses of having a job, running a society and exercising can make free time scarce. I've traveled a ton, I've been to Bulgaria, Sweden, Norway and the Netherlands (all awesome places) and done tons of cool shit.

What I'm trying to say is that I've been busy. Despite this my mental health is at an all time high and life is great. I can't say everything is going to go perfectly, but I'm enjoying it while it lasts. I'm happy, healthy and I feel like I'm going somewhere.

So anyway, I'm sorry I haven't been active. Honestly, I don't see this changing very much soon. I'll do my best to post more often (because let's be honest, I'm not going anywhere).

Big love <3

CONCREEEEETE! Glad to hear things are going good for you, man!

"Despite this"

You mean "because of this".

Aight, I just watched Suicide Squad (extended cut apparently) and it wasn't bad, but you know what was bad? Leto's joker. This is just another case where I can't blame the actors for it not being great. Maybe a couple of them could have tried harder, but it was badly written and indulgently directed. After seeing all of it, I have no doubt in my mind that no amount of extra Joker scenes would have improved this movie, because the Joker was boring. I mean, he makes some dude kiss his ring, but then it doesn't squirt anything in his face? That's not the Joker, that's just edgy teenager Kingpin. Not even that. He had no presence, he was just... no one gave a shit about him. The movie tried to tell you that oooh it's the Joker ooooh everyone's scared, except they weren't, no one was scared, because all he did was jump off a bridge and then die in a fire without a second thought from anyone in power. He didn't do any Joker-like things, he laughed like his urethra was stinging, he was nothing.

It was also badly cut, a lot of it was just scenes thrown together with no chronology or coherence, just to make them BE THERE for character development, except the more they turned up, the less I cared about each character, especially the very obvious sacrificial character. The supercriminals themselves didn't have any sort of dynamic with each other, their individual talents were completely useless because they were only there to get swarmed by some black dudes and old ladies. And then esse goes to say that they're his new family and I'm like, dude, you just met them like 2 hours ago and your only interaction was that they pissed you off once, and then he sacrifices himself to save them and everyone instantly forgets he was there. Also the amount of times Deadshot was offered the same thing in exchange for I don't remember what and he then proceeded to accept every time, up until the last time, when his smart businessman mind finally caught up to the fact that it didn't matter because he was never gonna be a movie character after this one ever again...

I'd watch it again if someone really wanted to watch it with me, so I didn't dislike it like I did BvS.

So 2 weeks ago I went on a cruise to visit Middle Earth and escape all news on politics and everything unpleasant. I just got back and I feel 10 years younger now. I highly recommend a trip there. if not ten just a break from outside world. Leave the tech and connections behind and and just look at something beautiful.

I'm not allowed in Middle Earth. Something about using the One Ring as an anal bead, I don't really remember.

Were you fucking a sheep at the time?


Anyway, I don't wanna feel 10 years younger, I was an idiot back then.

Well things are getting a little quiet around here so how about some topic to talk about? Something weird like an IQ test that take once you reach a certain stage in life and a low score gets you chemically neutered. Or mandatory organ donation upon death regardless of their or their families wishes.

Anything will do.

@DW: ... NO.

If people just ended up getting chemically neutered for having a low IQ, at what age would this happen? When would be the right time to gauge if someone is intelligent enough or not to, wait ... we're questioning someone's right to reproduce over their IQ?


What have I peeped back into this time?



Donald Crump??

It would be done at birth, of course. You give the newborn an advanced aeronautics quiz and if it scores below 700/1000 points you put a big rock on top of it to see if it can do heavy lifting, at least. If the rock crushes it then it has already been chemically euthanized. I mean, rocks are made of chemicals.

no to drugs

No to harmful drugs. But if its safe and recreational then go for it just remember to do it in moderation. Also jut got my ticket to see Rogue One for its midnight screening. Looking forward to it but not to the 10 hours of work just after it before I can sleep again.

They should make a porn version called Rouge One where it's a crossover with that big tits bat woman from the Sonic universe.

Unpresidented.

Unpresidented.

Unpresidented.

Unpresidented.

Un. President. Ed.

Yup. OK. Riiiiiiiight.










... I'm sure everything will be fine you guys.

FORESHADOWING???

Edit: The only bad thing about Trump getting assassinated is that Pence would be president and... god...

Doesn't Pence only get the presidency until a new election can be set up?

YOU KNOW, I'm not actually sure. In pop culture the next guy in line just automatically becomes president; there's even a new show where this exact thing is the whole premise. I should know more; I took an American government class like 5 years ago.

Still, I'm sure that Pence, in the U.S.'s current political climate, would likely get elected anyway.

If by "get elected" you mean "lose the popular vote by 2.8 million," then sure.