So you know those bulky black&white robots for kids? I still have mine, I brought it out today and operated it from the shadows. It was kind of hot today so we had the door propped open and a box fan in the doorway. The robot can do the "Someone sexy just walked in" whistle, you know, the wolf whistle. It whistled at the box fan then hustled its little robot booty over to the box fan and proceeded to hump the fan. Nobody realized what it was doing at first, I love my robot. It is so much fun to troll people with.
@DD: I am glad to see there are still some sensible, reasonable people left. For this, the family gifts you this non-severed horse head, which has a horse attached to it. And yes, you will wake up with this fully intact horse on the foot of your bed. It was good doing this business with you.
@Bloo: Did you shit on your desk before you "discovered" the more awesome thread?
@BA: Badass indeed, plus your initials are B.A. which is also awesome. I have one question for you BA, do you pity the fool?