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DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

Ah it smells like Saturday here and AVP U :)

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

Ah yes, the smell of dongs in the air...

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

Now it is Sunday... does anyone else smell shrimp? Oh, still dong smell. My mistake.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

Shrimp is an abomination, man.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT SHRIMP.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

A shut mouth be not a whore mouth, for a shut mouth doth not accept within it... the dicks!

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

Ah yes, the smell of dicks in the mouth...

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

As, yes, the mouth of dick on the smell.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

You know what makes a haircut suck? When the trimmers don't work. Also I cannot get a good photo of myself, I don't understand why.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

TITANIUM PUBES.

... We're still doing this, right?

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

^ Of course good sir.


ALUMINUM CONDOMS.

concretehunter, Human, 10 years ago

Al-U-minium

NOT

Al-u-minum.

WHAT'S IT WITH YOU AMERICANS TAKING OUT LETTERS AND SHIT.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

We didn't take them out, we liberated them.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

tfw no freedoms

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

Freedom fries? What?

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

SR, look at all these goddamn COLORS. My NEIGHBOR painted this room, and it was such an HONOR for him to do so. All the RUMORS are true - he loves ICED tea just as much as I love YOGURT. I could just PLOW through that stuff. I paid him a CHECK for ten DOLLARS. It's my FAVORITE room in the whole house. It used to be so GRAY, but now it's so lively.

I REALIZE it's not that big of a deal, but just look at all these goddamn COLORS. It's the CENTER of my world. I put all my PAJAMAS in there. Sometimes I use it as a home THEATER.

There are so many frozen chicken nuggets in here. There's just a TON of them.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

^That, that right there. That is why I come here, for that... and dick jokes!

gamefreak33797, Human, 10 years ago

DICK JOKES, WHO DOESN'T LOVE THEM?!?!? THEY ARE THE WHOLE REASON I COME HERE ANYMORE.

THAT AND BLOO'S AWESOME TACOS!!

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

DAMN SON


THOSE TACOS BE C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CRAZY

Edit: This is a metaphor for vaginas. I'm talking about vaginas in this post when I say "tacos." That's because you were expecting a dick joke, but you won't find that here. I made a vagina joke instead. If you guys really wanted a dick joke, all you had to do was take off your pants and look in the mirror.




C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C

tawganator, Human, 10 years ago

Oh bloo. You crack me up.