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krio, Human, 10 years ago

maybe...

i'm baaaaack!!!

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

Finally. We had to put off all of our off-topic talk for the whole time you were gone. We almost started talking about AvP, really.

supersonicman96, Human, 10 years ago

It's my summer vacation, all I'm doing is procrastinating. =D

gamefreak33797, Human, 10 years ago

Everyone is out doing stuff, and I am just here masturbating.

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

@supersonicman96

I'm going on vacation in September because it's cheaper than going when EVERYONE else is going and the beach will be less crowded. Four nice peaceful days of relaxing, playing in the surf and if I have that all important WiFi: XBOX LIVE!

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

My brother was being a gentleman and holding my moms bag for her when someone in line next to him said "Well it is a free army." My brother winked at the dude, freaked the guy out.

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

^I don't see how and why that would freak anyone out

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

My guess is the guy was a Homophobe, he knew it wasn't my brothers bag then my brother winked at him to freak him out and it worked.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

Homophobia is so goddamn stupid. I know this isn't news to anyone, but holy shit.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

^I Agree with that!

DarkLioness, Human, 10 years ago

I agree with both of you guys on that.

Of all the things in the world people fear, they fear homosexuals? That doesn't make any sense.

skull_ripper, Human, 10 years ago

I personally I'm afraid of the following.

Volcanoes
The dark(What's in it anyway)
Crocodillians
Seagulls(They're evil)
Aids
Predatory animals
The sun exploding
My mom
Drowning
Dying in general
Needles
Raccoons(I hate them as much as I fear them)
Cancer
Bigfoot(There have been sittings near my house and I found ones footprint in my yard once)
Zombies
Praying Mantis's(They jump way too much)
Deep water
Getting buried alive
Getting stuck in Narnia forever
Bleeding to death
Biting insects

And that's all I can think of right now, but if all that scares me why would another human being who's only difference is their sexual preference scare me?

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

Dude, what the fuck? Bigfoot is awesome.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

I think my biggest fear is realizing my erections are run by little elves inside my penis.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

It's taken you this long to find that out? I'm on a first name basis with mine.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

I got trolls instead of elves. But they prefer the term "rusemen", apparently it's more politically correct.

FUN KPOP FACT #344421

"ELF" is also the name of these guys' fanclub:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roughtzsCDI
They are the world's third most sociopathic fanclub and, ironically, most of them strongly resemble dwarfs.

-Bloo-, Human, 10 years ago

^My Dick Administrator's name is Robert.

He has bitch tits.




Edit: I CALL DIBS ON "DICK ADMINISTRATOR" FOR A BAND NAME.

Deathdrop, Human, 10 years ago

You can have that if I get to keep "BITCH TITS" for a band name.

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

WHO WANTS TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THIS INCREDIBLE KOREAN POP MUSIC INDUSTRY? IF NO ONE/EVERYONE SAYS/DOESN'T SAY "NOT ME" OR ANYTHING ELSE WRITTEN IN SCRIPT, I WILL TAKE THAT AS "EVERYONE".


Now for your next exercise, I need you to watch this until you like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnku4o3tRB4

DeathWraith, Human, 10 years ago

You have until I come back from the grocery store to learn it by heart, or I will burn down your house and then ruin your reputation.