Deathdrop, Yautja, 10 years ago
Few are aware of our plan. It's not a very good plan, when all is said and done, but Dick Cheney is barely able to form a coherent thought these days, so the guys around the office like to humor him.
He's more machine than man, now-twisted and evil... er.
He's more machine than man, now-twisted and evil... er.
shockwave, Yautja, 10 years ago
yeah concretehunter, I thought you were a kid because I remember in one of the topics you posted a real picture of yourself and I saw it. lol 030
edit: you know why I thought you were a teenager....ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!
edit: you know why I thought you were a teenager....ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!
-Bloo-, Yautja, 10 years ago
@CH: I knew you were lying when you told me you were 68. That's why I installed a camera in your bed room to prove to me and my dick that there should be no reason I should be attracted to you, platonic-wise or otherwise.
But then you walked in the room, and then... soft-served ice cream was off the menu.
(I made a joke about my penis. It was an erection joke. Soft-served refers to limp dick. Which mine was no longer being.)
But then you walked in the room, and then... soft-served ice cream was off the menu.
(I made a joke about my penis. It was an erection joke. Soft-served refers to limp dick. Which mine was no longer being.)
Deathdrop, Yautja, 10 years ago
Pineapples taste weird.
shockwave, Yautja, 10 years ago
watermelons taste awsome....you know why.....ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bloo-, Yautja, 10 years ago
@DD: You can sure say that again.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 10 years ago
THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF BATMAN IN VAIN.
concretehunter, Yautja, 10 years ago
@DD: YOU TASTE WEIRD
@Shockwave: I'm hardly considered a child where I'm from. Considering my Government trusts me to get married and have children i hardly think i can be considered anything but an adult.
@Shockwave: I'm hardly considered a child where I'm from. Considering my Government trusts me to get married and have children i hardly think i can be considered anything but an adult.
shockwave, Yautja, 10 years ago
My iphone is awsome....you know why....ITS BECAUSE ITS A BATPHONE!!!!!!
(I dont really have one, I only said that so I could say because its a batphone)
(I dont really have one, I only said that so I could say because its a batphone)
concretehunter, Yautja, 10 years ago
I don't own a phone because i'm fucking edgy.
-Bloo-, Yautja, 10 years ago
I hear anyone who lives in Australia is required to learn kung fu shit at age 3 on account of the giant monsters.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 10 years ago
@Concrete: You weren't up for splash, stay outta the splash zone... BITCH.
concretehunter, Yautja, 10 years ago
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE, OR IS THIS FANTASY
shockwave, Yautja, 10 years ago
DD are you cristian? becuase im not.. I can tell by the way your talking. I dont believe in anything accept this universe actually.
-Bloo-, Yautja, 10 years ago
FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS
(I just got your joke about no phones and being edgy. You sneaky little shit.)
(I just got your joke about no phones and being edgy. You sneaky little shit.)
Deathdrop, Yautja, 10 years ago
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE...
shockwave, Yautja, 10 years ago
lol, the snaeky little shit part was super funny XD
Deathdrop, Yautja, 10 years ago
I think God is really a giant wombat named Steven.
concretehunter, Yautja, 10 years ago
It wasn't a joke.
Who wants to see a cute picture of my dog?
Male
Athletic build
Likes long walks
Definable not a dog
Not interested in sex but heavy petting.
Ignore the batman Tshirt. I'm totes not Batman.
Who wants to see a cute picture of my dog?
Male
Athletic build
Likes long walks
Definable not a dog
Not interested in sex but heavy petting.
Ignore the batman Tshirt. I'm totes not Batman.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 10 years ago
Nah, you're Batman.