DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago
@Voltage
O.O
Edit: My post look's like I'm saying we're staring at Voltage. That was my response to Voltage saying it would be nice ot have toes.
O.O
Edit: My post look's like I'm saying we're staring at Voltage. That was my response to Voltage saying it would be nice ot have toes.
Voltage-3000, Yautja, 11 years ago
we are staring at the empty void that is my toeless feet T.T
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
Your toes hide the secrets.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago
There is porn of dragons fucking cars. Do you understand what I'm telling you? There is a specific genre of pornography that concerns dragons (mythical winged fire-breathing reptiles) having sexual intercourse with cars (automobiles used for transportation.)
It can't be a bear or something, and it can't be fucking a bike. It must specifically be a dragon, and said dragon must fucking specifically a car.
Do you smell that? That's the smell of God's decaying corpse.
It can't be a bear or something, and it can't be fucking a bike. It must specifically be a dragon, and said dragon must fucking specifically a car.
Do you smell that? That's the smell of God's decaying corpse.
DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago
@Voltage
Uh technically speaking there cannot be a void.
@Deathdrop
I give up
Uh technically speaking there cannot be a void.
@Deathdrop
I give up
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
@DD: I'm ashamed that I'm not at all surprised that dragons fucking cars is a thing. Remember this thread?
DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago
Sorry but nothing really surprises me anymore.
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
I'm going to draw dragons bumping uglies with Horsealiens in the back seat of a car.
Someone give me a car suggestion.
Someone give me a car suggestion.
Voltage-3000, Yautja, 11 years ago
you all shouldnt be allowed to have children
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
What the hell sort of car is that? Ideas, people!
gamefreak33797, Yautja, 11 years ago
How about a little Prius, or a 1948 Dodge Business Coupe. Or if you want to get into the fetish stuff it could be a flaming monster truck.
And about the kids thing, I think I already got that covered.
And about the kids thing, I think I already got that covered.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago
I already can't because I licked a microwave when I was five, so we've got no problems on that front.
EDIT: Holy fuck, I forgot I was on the ALP forums for a while.
EDIT: Holy fuck, I forgot I was on the ALP forums for a while.
DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago
@Deathdrop
O.O!
Oh and in the meantime I'm in DC right now. It's cold here. No I didn't see the President but I may have seen a lobbyist though. I didn't see any historic sights today.
O.O!
Oh and in the meantime I'm in DC right now. It's cold here. No I didn't see the President but I may have seen a lobbyist though. I didn't see any historic sights today.
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
I make babies when people stare at me, regardless of gender. They just stop what they're doing and plop a little pink-skinned monkey onto the grass like a gigantic life-changing deuce, all in the span of 5 minutes.
It's a curse.
It's a curse.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago
GODDAMMIT BLOO, IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN.
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
Speaking of things happening:
Blizzard, Yautja, 11 years ago
HOLY SHIT A GIANT CAT IN THE SKY !
Waralien, Yautja, 11 years ago
*insert Oh God Why face*
0.0
Now I have a new mental scar...
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Now I have a new mental scar...
DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago
Ok that's it. You are ALL PAYING for my therapy!
And one of you better invent brain bleach or so help me.....I'm gonna get you back for this!
Edit: THIS.MEANS.WAR.
And one of you better invent brain bleach or so help me.....I'm gonna get you back for this!
Edit: THIS.MEANS.WAR.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago
^ Pff... We just saw dragons fucking a car. A face-sized spider pales in comparison to that horror.