-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
BITCH, I, I WOULDA'.
I MEAN, GATDAYUM, THEM FLY FEATHER HOES BE LAYING THEM EGGS AND SERVIN' THEM TO YO' MOMMA LIKE A JIVE TURKEY. AIN'T NO TURKEYS UP IN THIS KFC, DO YOU COMPRENDE, ESSE'?
I DIDN'T THINK SO. I SAY, BOY, I SAY, PURSE THOSE LIPS TOGETHER AND FORM A STIFF PUCKER. APPLY THEM FIRMLY TO MY REAR END. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.
NOW GET IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK MY ASS SOME CHICKEN, BITCH.
I MEAN, GATDAYUM, THEM FLY FEATHER HOES BE LAYING THEM EGGS AND SERVIN' THEM TO YO' MOMMA LIKE A JIVE TURKEY. AIN'T NO TURKEYS UP IN THIS KFC, DO YOU COMPRENDE, ESSE'?
I DIDN'T THINK SO. I SAY, BOY, I SAY, PURSE THOSE LIPS TOGETHER AND FORM A STIFF PUCKER. APPLY THEM FIRMLY TO MY REAR END. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.
NOW GET IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK MY ASS SOME CHICKEN, BITCH.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago
...
You dare?
batmanbegins123, Yautja, 11 years ago
hey bloo. my day was crazy. one of my guinea pigs died and my house almost burned down, causing the arrival of rescue teams.
DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago
^Oh man, sorry to hear about all that. You ok?
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
Goddammit. Why is everyone's house burning up? Sorry to hear, man. Hope your family's fine.
@DD:
WELL I AIN'T CALLING YOU FOR DINNER OH WAIT
@DD:
WELL I AIN'T CALLING YOU FOR DINNER OH WAIT
Blizzard, Yautja, 11 years ago
sorry to hear that your house burnt down
Voltage-3000, Yautja, 11 years ago
poor piggy
krio, Yautja, 11 years ago
was that pig nice?i love animals....
Blizzard, Yautja, 11 years ago
You eat pet animals too ?
krio, Yautja, 11 years ago
what?you ask if i eat pet animals?no i don't!since this is the internet i don't know if that was a joke.
batmanbegins123, Yautja, 11 years ago
hey thanks guys. but my house didnt burn down. it could have, but it was filled with smoke so now everything smells like smoke. my familys fine. the "pig" was nice. no i dont eat my pets.(though i was tempted to rottisserrie a rather rambunctious rooster once) i hope i spelled rottisserrie right.
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
@Krio: It was not a joke. Blizzard is a serial pet eater. He buys hamsters and chugs them like Boston Lagers. He will sneak the fuck into your house and snatch your parakeets WHILE keeping those assholes quiet. He's an ice-cold killer ready to beat off to buffalo wings - there's a reason we call him "Blizzard," which can be a euphemism for what happens when he's done beating off.
Bitch makes it rain like hail, is what I am sayin'.
Bitch makes it rain like hail, is what I am sayin'.
Blizzard, Yautja, 11 years ago
Bloo shhhhhh and Shut the fuck up or you will end up like I did to badapple and krio pets (who do you think was responsible for the fires ? .... I never was good at cooking )
*insert evil laugh *
*insert evil laugh *
DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago
^Ok Blizzard that was going a little too far.
Blizzard, Yautja, 11 years ago
Ok sorry about that got carried away rofl
krio, Yautja, 11 years ago
waffles......the food of the century.......and waffles they are this....this food that we need.....waffles are...a food source of pure motherf*cking energie.....waffles.....waffles are the f*cking future.....
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
I... Alright.
Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago
SAY, I NOTICE YOU FELLAS LIKE WAFFLES.
YOU KNOW, I CONSIDER MYSELF SOMETHING OF AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT.
YOU KNOW, I CONSIDER MYSELF SOMETHING OF AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT.
-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago
THEN YOU MUST KNOW THAT WAFFLES GO GREAT WITH
Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago
It... It is time.
Do you not see? My breadbaskets glow with the light of the Fish-Whore.
Do you not see? My breadbaskets glow with the light of the Fish-Whore.