DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Shit just got real.


Ya hear me? SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

@bloo: Bitch move? Silly rabbit, Trix are for yo' momma.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

And a series of "Yo Mama" jokes will be following shortly.....

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

@DD: Oh yeah? Well, yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does!

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Huh, I called that one right.


So there's a crazy guy running around out here which is creepy and scary.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

"Called"? Yo mama's so tubular, she...


Wait, that creepy guy running sounds dangerous, probably.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

On a serious note yeah he is. He's already shot three cops, one died sadly, two other people that also died and now no one knows where he is. Hell I stayed inside all day long almost, except to let the dogs out and even then I didn't want to be outside. They found the truck he was driving around in, he set it on fire so that means now that he could be anywhere. But like everyone else we got the doors locked, lights off and everything else. Problem is I just can't sleep right now, so I'm probably going to be up all night. So I'm just up surfing the web, watching 11 Drunk Guys Play Slender and listening to music to keep myself awake for a while.

Suck's whenever psycho's are running around. But other than that everyone at home's alright.


Moving to the Yo Mama jokes now, yo Mama so fat when she steps on the scale it reads "To Be Continued"

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

@bloo: Yo' momma's so stupid, when she sees the sign "airport left," she goes home!

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

Bitch, please. Yo mama's so fat, she got more crack than a drug dealer!

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Yo Mama so nasty when I asked what's for dinner she took her shoes off and said "Corns!"

Rampage, Yautja, 11 years ago

@Bloo

Yo Mama is so fat, when she died and was going to Heaven she broke the elevator.



@Deathdrop

Yo Mama is so damn ugly, she can give somebody's ass a heart attack.


@DarkLioness

You Mama so fat Jabba the Hud looked at her and said God Damn!

GrimReaper, Yautja, 11 years ago

Oh a Yo Mama Battle? Time for to tear some fools up in here!


@Rampage

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!


DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

Hey Reaper? Since your name is Reaper.


Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

LadyDeathStriker, Yautja, 11 years ago

^Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

^That's thee best you got?

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

DarkRogue, Yautja, 11 years ago

The hell is this?

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

THIS TALK OF MOTHERS IS MAKES ME SWEATY.

DarkRogue, Yautja, 11 years ago

Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!

Rampage, Yautja, 11 years ago

Yo Mama is like the city well, everyone's been in her.

LadyDeathStriker, Yautja, 11 years ago

Yo Mama is so ugly, her parents named her Shit Happens.