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Waralien, Yautja, 11 years ago

Everything is better with bacon

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

The incredibly small amount of bacon I've had in the past few months could probably represent the amount of fucks I've given towards hitting the gym.

God, I need to get back to running.

@DD: I bet you like turning things around, you dirty slut-pooch.

alienxeno, Yautja, 11 years ago

very true waralien!that was really aducational!lololol

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

I know I'm supposed to be a macho man around here (ironically while being a Queen), but once in a while I watch something that tears me the fuck up, and this time it was two commercials. They just hit close to home - especially because they're vaguely similar to what I've been going through the past couple of years - so now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go stare at my ceiling for another half-hour.

Edit: While you've got me feeling so emotional, I accept any apologies that may have come my way, and I reciprocate.

PREDATORv2, Yautja, 11 years ago

The ladder commerical is certainly a tear jerker. I understand why they can't get by with airing things like that in the US, really works on people's emotions. I dunno, I'm torn they're sad. Yet I instantly give no shits, because they're useing it to sell me stuff. Could also be the fact that I lost my emotions in a bad helicopter accident...


Anyways, Bloo. Why are you so unpopular all of a sudden?

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

It could be that I'm no longer hip with the times. My newspaper says there are sexy singles who are dying to meet me, and I'm falling for it - or rather, standing up, if you catch my drift.




It's an erection.






How that turned into a dick joke, even I'm not sure.

osirus, Yautja, 11 years ago

IM guessing my apology was not excepted! So sad! As U see I am an Android and have a hard time interacting with living organisms!

Peterson, Yautja, 11 years ago

So bloo tell me how are the wife and kids?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

"IM guessing my apology was not excepted! So sad! As U see I am an Android and have a hard time interacting with living organisms!"

He did accept your apology. Relax.

osirus, Yautja, 11 years ago

I am relaxed my friend! Or what I am programmed to think relaxed is!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

Whatever you say.

So Bloo, tell us more of these intelligent lumps of genetic material.

osirus, Yautja, 11 years ago

Lol! IM just kiddin! Sheesh!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

YO I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LETCHU FINISH, BUT BLOO HAD THE BEST GENETIC LUMPS OF ALL TIME.

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... OF ALL TIME.

osirus, Yautja, 11 years ago

Lmao!! That's wrong!

Peterson, Yautja, 11 years ago

No whats wrong is that you keep posting like your sending a text message. This is not a text, we're not on an instant messenger...

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

I was going to post a picture of Lumpy Space Princess, but upon putting that into Google, I stumbled upon a dark corner of the internet where sick fucks gather to write horrible pornos about cartoon characters.

Along with the picture would have been me commenting, "It's better than the alternative," but no. No, it's not. It's not at all.

Edit: Oh, wow. I thought that Osirus thing was getting better. I should have put more emphasis into the fact that I was accepting his apology, and maybe he would have grown to be a fine young slayer of evil pastries.

Peterson, Yautja, 11 years ago

The funny thing was he tried to make another account called sonofman but dispite his best efforts wouldnt you know it he used the exact same ip address.

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

You know guys, I think Osiris should remain a member. I think it was really unreasonable to just ban him for creating a topic that-

What? He said "YOLO?"

Fuck him, then.

Kirby-Cage, Yautja, 11 years ago

So off the topic of giving out the ye old ban hammer, has anyone else ever played The Thing game on the Xbox or PS2?

Titulus12, Yautja, 11 years ago

May I ask, the recently banned guy osirus he he say YOLO after his comment? Because if he did.......ahghhahghghg WHY?!?