badapple24, Yautja, 11 years ago

Yeah the pet rocks were fun, when i was five i had one. It died of starvation :P

gamefreak33797, Yautja, 11 years ago

Mine peed in the house.......No idea how?!?!?!

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

This is making me hungry.

Kirby-Cage, Yautja, 11 years ago

I am hungry...
Can I eat one of you guys?

badapple24, Yautja, 11 years ago

No, eat my Pet rock. i'm angry at him *Gives Kirby george* (Yes his name is george)

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

KIRBY is EATING something! GET IT? GET IT? DO YOU? HUH?

alienxeno, Yautja, 11 years ago

LOL kirby.*sucks in george*

Kirby-Cage, Yautja, 11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6k5ZPezeE

This is now my theme song
Muhahahahahahahahaha!

GrimReaper, Yautja, 11 years ago

Why do some guys get dick piercings?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

Is this a trick question?

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

It's a surprise for the ladies, of course - they never see it coming!

GrimReaper, Yautja, 11 years ago

Nope, not a trick question. Just wondering why. I mean I'm sure every guy here as taken a kick to the Crown Jewels before right? So what dude would want a piece of metal or even pieces of metal in his 'area'?

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

Just because I have tots in the deep-fry doesn't mean anyone's ever kicked the stove. It's like accusing gay men of liking every dude they see, or thinking every girl likes pink. (I think. I'm really tired and the analogies are hurting my brain.)

Statistics aside, you're right, I'd imagine it'd be a real unpleasant thing to have cold metal cock ring shoved deeper into my penis hole.



Also holy shit, it's really cold at home.

DarkLioness, Yautja, 11 years ago

I learned a very valuable lesson: Always knock on a door before you open it. Unless you want your ass handed to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2tKbOekYFE&feature=endscreen&NR=1

tawganator, Yautja, 11 years ago

Ha! Thanks for that DarkLioness, I needed that :)

This taught me that you don't need to know the language to enjoy something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=player_detailpage

supersonicman96, Yautja, 11 years ago

I'm back. Sorry I've been gone for a bit but my high school is sending out homework again plus now I have a new pet so thats also something.

badapple24, Yautja, 11 years ago

Super glad you got a new pet,what's his/her name?

alienxeno, Yautja, 11 years ago

even better.what is the pet?(besides rocks)

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

If you say either "Rock" or "Pokemon" as the answer, you will win the internets.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

onix.jpg

I'm so goddamn clever.