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2011-11-13 14:32:24

Human - Dark Blood Organization

@DarkLioness

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!

My résumé is one long death wish.

2011-11-13 15:59:49

Yautja - Dark Blood Organization

Seemed relevant...


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2011-11-13 21:25:42

Human - Dark Blood Organization

@DarkLioness

Sorry to say this sweet-heart, mainly because your kinda cool, but you are officialy fucked. I'm sorry. Really I am but you have no idea what you have done.

The good life is all I need, the guns are all I want and those who stab me in the back are no use to me alive.

2011-11-13 21:51:23

Xenomorph - The Hive

I ate a Taco Bell burrito.

AND I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"From the otherside a terror to behold."

2011-11-14 00:02:06

Undefined

Yes, I guess it's like those Japanese girls who get raped by a giant squid, just before they get eaten to death in the form of living food that dies. And that's what's gonna happen to you, except from the inside.

2011-11-14 04:03:07

Xenomorph - The Hive

You could pray for safety, but the burrito probably wouldn't simpathise, just like the one that ate DeathDrops cat. Did I mention it turned into a giant crab and linked to his nervous system?

IT KNOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!



Eh I'm sure you'll be fine.

 

To preserve the Hive, whatever the cost, whatever required.

 

2011-11-14 04:30:06

Xenomorph - Shadow Serpents

el polo loco bitchez!!!!1





I hear Mexican food's pretty great in Canada. And Mexico probably.

2011-11-14 10:32:45

Yautja

One would assume. Just don't drink the water.

2011-11-14 11:30:37

Xenomorph - Shadow Serpents

Oh, sure - bringing a 12 Liter soda into a place that doesn't offer refills. I like your style.

That'll stick it to the man! And hopefully his wife! (huhuhuhuh)

2011-11-14 13:25:35

Undefined

Wait, you actually have refills in those fancy first world countries?

2011-11-14 14:39:27

Yautja

"Oh, sure - bringing a 12 Liter soda into a place that doesn't offer refills. I like your style."

Better than peeing blood for a week. Note that I have no idea if this is actually true. I have, however, heard it repeated a million times from a million different people (I know a lot of fucking people), which means it must be true.

Thing + people believing in it = Fact. It's simple logic.

This is also how we know there is a Loch Ness Monster.

"bringing a 12 Liter soda into a place that doesn't offer refills."

I'm quoting this part again because I got this image in my head of some Cowboy walking into an Old West Saloon, finishing a soda, and asking for a refill. The bartender goes 'We don't git nun a' yer fancy re-feels down here, boy!' And then a cattle rustler or something gets up and goes 'WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TA FOOLS BRINGIN' STAAHRAFOAM CUPS INTA OUR LAND, YANKEE!

And then the cowboy goes 'FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON OF A BITCH!' and then the other guy goes 'Dude, I CAN'T. I already shot some guy!'"

GET IT GET IT THEY DON;T HAVE REFILLS OF ANYTHING EVEN BULLETS HAHAHAHAHAAHHAOHGODI'MSOLONEYLY.

EDIT: Now that I think about it though, if they don't have refills of anything, how would their society possibly function?

2011-11-14 17:05:14

Undefined

We buy from the russians and then burn everything.